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Left the birdsite on Sink Day; hoping to reconstitute my feed. It's now been nearly a decade of my being annoyed that "djt" is no longer a viable handle anywhere.

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The Submarine of Czechia: Or, The Life of a Spy at Mar-a-Lago A version of this short story was originally published in Flaming Hydra, an art collective I'm proud to be a part of. This is most definitely a work of...

so what happened was, i read nine john le carrรฉ books, then i saw the pictures of the preposterous drapery SCIF at mar a lago where the iran war was being conducted, and then i thought about how many spies there must be at that place

and then i wrote a short story

buttondown.com/theswordandt...

10.03.2026 16:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 497 ๐Ÿ” 97 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Co-signing this. I find it easier to step away between acts now than in the original.

That said, in STS1 I am usually carrying the entire deck in my head. There is so much new stuff going on that I am constantly reviewing my deck anyway, so itโ€™s no bother to review it after restarting the game.

09.03.2026 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting

Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom.

Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry.

By Isaac Chotiner
March 4, 2026

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me.

Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me.

I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are.

Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train.

I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015?

If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

04.03.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2479 ๐Ÿ” 499 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

What an auspicious day for my teenage son to receive recruitment email from the Marines.

03.03.2026 19:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Wonโ€™t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

โ€œNo It Wonโ€™tโ€ remains evergreen.

theonion.com/this-war-wil...

02.03.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hmm, Trump mentions members of the Supreme Court "not having the courage to do what's right for our country"? Bold to invoke echoes of January 6th. Let's see how that works out!

20.02.2026 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
19.02.2026 12:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This whole thread is worth it, but this is the core argument, and I think itโ€™s correct.

19.02.2026 12:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And itโ€™s happening on his 66th birthday!

โ€œHappy birthday โ€” from JAIL!โ€

youtu.be/zHon8E0H9B8?...

19.02.2026 11:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
10.02.2026 16:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly the example I thought of!

27.01.2026 16:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Strudel Recipes for Fascists: How the Media Sanitizes Right-Wing Domestic Terrorism - UOMOD A magazine once ran a puff piece on Magda Goebbels โ€“ Hitlerโ€™s propaganda queen โ€“ complete with her strudel recipe.

Itโ€™s Magda Goebblesโ€™ Strudel all the way down.

uomod.com/strudel-reci...

27.01.2026 16:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eat your heart out, Truffaut!

09.01.2026 16:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Paper Lion George Plimptonโ€™s classic Paper Lion set the bar for paโ€ฆ

You know, once upon a time someone who thought โ€œhey, I could do thatโ€ got to explore, at book length, why they actually could not.

www.goodreads.com/book/show/21...

www.goodreads.com/book/show/26...

06.01.2026 17:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fans who sent mean tweets about kickers try to make real field goals | Always Late with Katie Nolan
Fans who sent mean tweets about kickers try to make real field goals | Always Late with Katie Nolan YouTube video by ESPN

This, one thousand percent. Hereโ€™s a video of guys who tweeted about college kickers missing field goals being given the opportunity to prove that they totally would have made that kick.

youtu.be/SnGauxFbGbE?...

06.01.2026 14:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I comma square bracket recruit's name square bracket comma do solemnly swear by square bracket recruit's deity of choice square bracket to uphold the Laws and Ordinances of the City of Ankh-Morpork comma serve the public truฦ’t comma and defend the ฦ’ubjects of his ฦ’troke her bracket delete whichever is inappropriate bracket Majeฦ’ty bracket name of reigning monarch bracket without fear comma favour comma or thought of perฦ’onal ฦ’afety semi-colon to purฦ’ue evildoers and protect the innocent comma comma laying down my life if neceฦ’sary in the cauฦ’e of said duty comma so help me bracket aforeฦ’aid deity bracket full stop Gods Save the King stroke Queen bracket delete whichever is inappropriate bracket full stop.

it comes with its own oath and everything

02.01.2026 02:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 395 ๐Ÿ” 23 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I mean, did you expect anything else from me

02.01.2026 02:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 780 ๐Ÿ” 50 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
A pie plate labeled โ€œOur Family Recipeโ€ with the glurgiest, most saccharine fake recipe you can imagine.

A pie plate labeled โ€œOur Family Recipeโ€ with the glurgiest, most saccharine fake recipe you can imagine.

You cannot discount this thing enough for me to allow it into my home. I fear it may be cursed.

17.12.2025 16:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of a right leg crossed over the left, brown shoe, grey pants. The sock show colored lines and circles, in the style of the London Underground map.

Photo of a right leg crossed over the left, brown shoe, grey pants. The sock show colored lines and circles, in the style of the London Underground map.

Boss, during meting: "ok, wait, I gotta ask, Mike, what's going on with those socks?"
Me: "they've got the London Underground map. They're tube socks."

09.12.2025 01:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1557 ๐Ÿ” 185 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 57 ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

Movie youโ€™ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

08.12.2025 14:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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30 Years of Legend of the Five Rings Episode 3 Listen to 30 Years of L4R, an Interview with D.J. Trindle on L5R.com

Once upon a time, I helped create the Legend of the Five Rings CCG and RPG. Want to hear me talk about it at interminable length? Youโ€™re in luck!

www.legendofthefiverings.com/30-years-of-...

05.12.2025 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

+1 Y.T.โ€™s dentata

05.12.2025 17:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

youtu.be/TVvy8G_0gxg?...

04.12.2025 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you want โ€œThis Article: The Bookโ€ I have incredible news for you! Currently available in hardcover for $20.79 a.co/d/6fnZjVI ๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿ’›

26.11.2025 05:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Way ahead of you.

24.11.2025 23:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another way to win a football game: need to score against the Bengalsโ€™ defense. I lived through the Nineties, I know how this goes.

24.11.2025 02:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Crab Fragment Store โ€” Crab Fragment Labs Crab Fragment Labs offers many of its fine games as free PDFs

At Crab Fragment/Cheapass Games, we offer original print โ€˜n play tabletop games (free, unless you feel inspired!), as well as print-on-demand, and a small supply of game accessories and lovingly handcrafted pieces. We even have some Tak!

Find it all here:

crabfragmentlabs.com/shop

17.11.2025 18:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

From your lips to the Castellini familyโ€™s ears.

24.11.2025 02:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I keep trying to get my wife and (film maven) son to watch this movie for Family Movie Night, and I keep being outvoted. Wonโ€™t somebody *please* think of the bubblegum?!

17.11.2025 02:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look, I get that food service is high tempo and high stress. And I applaud the instinct to save on packaging by labeling a single carton as containing both an entrรฉe and a salad.

But I cannot condone further savings on ingredients by just omitting the salad.

#i want my salad
#get off my lawn

14.11.2025 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0