Here in FL they passed a law in β23 making it illegal to call a student by anything other than their legal first name on their birth certificate.
No more Billy, Bobby or Beth for William, Robert or Elizabeth.
Also, no more using middle names instead of first names.
10.03.2026 18:53
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Dude, youβre a plumber
10.03.2026 00:05
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Youβre the fucking president. Itβs your job to know these things.
But of course dementia is an horrible disease. Time for the 25th!
09.03.2026 22:53
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β¦with NO LEGS
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09.03.2026 22:48
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Soooooβ¦
Mission Half Accomplished??
Other than killing a bunch of kids and jacking up gas prices, what exactly did we accomplish??
09.03.2026 22:44
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They could just screen them with βThis is NOT an ICE vehicleβ and no one would be the wiser.
09.03.2026 17:44
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Heβll be bombing Cuba by lunchtime to distract from the disaster in Iran, which was to distract from Venezuela, which was to distract from the failed economics, which all distracted from the Epstein files.
09.03.2026 12:46
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Ouch. Someoneβs gonna be hysterical this morning on Fox News.
09.03.2026 12:36
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That didnβt last long.
Good luck getting your $2b back, Indonesia. I doubt Trump gives refunds.
06.03.2026 23:52
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Canβt wait to find out how 50 white folks in suits that have nothing at all to do with college sports decide how to fix college sports.π
Where were the athletes, ADs and conference commissioners??
06.03.2026 23:41
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Ugh. I feel myself getting dumber just listening to this clip.
06.03.2026 23:30
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Heβs waiting for the next shiny thing to catch his eye.
Youβre the shiny thing, Cuba.
06.03.2026 21:38
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But Biden was old and we didnβt elect the Black lady with a weird laugh. π€¦π»ββοΈ
Trump could have just ridden Bidenβs coattails like he did Obamaβs (until COVID), but noooo his ego got in the way, decided he wanted to be a life long dictator and burn everything in his path.
06.03.2026 21:31
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No lies detected
06.03.2026 21:17
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I fully support revenge AND justice.
06.03.2026 15:45
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This dudeβs gonna have a new job in the Trump administration by lunchtime π
06.03.2026 15:43
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Iβve spent the entire morning digging through the Bible trying to find the verse saying the United States has a responsibility to Israel, but I canβt seem to find it.
Perhaps the good senator can point me in the right direction.
06.03.2026 15:41
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But, but, but he said gas prices were below 2 bucks a gallon. How could this be?
05.03.2026 23:58
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This sounds like DEI to me!
05.03.2026 22:51
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Start walkinβ girl!
05.03.2026 22:49
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Letβs just save time and bomb everyone. Why wait? Beat the rush!
I bet FIFA is really embarrassed about that coveted peace prize they handed out.
05.03.2026 22:30
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Thank God this war has NO objectives, NO rules of engagement and NO path to an end.
05.03.2026 22:22
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Corey better get himself checked.
05.03.2026 19:30
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Thems tha rules, apparently
05.03.2026 19:27
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My kingdom for a history book! Please read a history book!! π€¦π»ββοΈ
05.03.2026 19:09
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Markwayne, although thereβs no record of him killing a puppy in cold blood, is even dumber than the ICE Barbie. Buckle up, folksβ¦ heβs gonna screw up royally
05.03.2026 19:03
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