A headline reading “Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”
Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.
LOL
Oh my god no! The Iranians were developing Trump's healthcare plan.
Very good. Fascist, but also a terrible vehicle that tries to kill you.
Well if that’s true I guess it would explain how we ended up with 8 years of this schmuck.
Exactly
excuse me
If you’re roughly my age, it’s wild to reflect on the optimism for the future Americans felt when Obama was elected — young Americans spontaneously took to the streets to celebrate! — and contrast with what we face today. The falloff over the past 18 years is hard to process.
Hahahahahahahahahaha
he's looking for an off ramp so hard because of gas prices, lmao
Hard to top this
I lost my job, my 401(k) is in the toilet, and I can’t afford healthcare, groceries, and now gas. But at least the president doesn’t have an annoying laugh, because he never laughs.
500 mb standardized departures for the Dec-Feb period. There's a +3.5 std. dev. contour over the 4-Corners region.
maybe I'm focusing on the wrong thing here but this is the wildest shit I've ever heard a white South African say and I study racism for a living
Starting to think we may not have The Best People™️ in charge.
This reminds me of that line I saw someone say once (which rang true) that something that makes Trump uniquely able to connect with low-information voters is that he is a low-information voter.
Good thing we're all getting those tariff refunds
Leave it to a guy whose daddy gave him the job to complain that his mediocrity is not enough.
what if we did the failstate of Nixon, Carter, and LBJ at the same time?
Wemby's honest disdain for the most annoying team in the league is inspiring tbh
Some version of this is absolutely happening in the WH tonight.
Thank u for ur service sir you are an American hero
off the charts loser energy
While Trump bravely persevered through another round of golf despite bone spurs.
All the MAGAt storm chasers bitching about $4.50 a gallon gas is gonna be so funny. The screenshotting leopards are ready.
(3/X) But it's very striking denialism. We are living through a world historical self-own, and we should admit it.
