Lars Callieou

Seasons Greetings to you all!

May your Holidays be happy and bright.💫🎄🎁

#HappyHolidays

Places everyone!!📻

Comedian Lars Callieou in the middle of a set, in the middle of the woods, in the middle of the afternoon.

You know what's funny?

Lars Callieou in the woods.
@extralars.bsky.social is funny everywhere actually.

We caught him this afternoon at Glenn Grant's celebration of life and he crushed it; great set.

Thank you @willygrant.bsky.social for inviting us to celebrate, we had a great time!

As a human, I’m sad Calgary missed the playoffs, they had a heck of a run.

As an #Oilers fan, I want to smirk about it but I remember the feeling of missing the post season year after year.

“When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less.”

You exceeded expectations.🤝

Friday Night Lights 🤩

Fun Facts with #LarsCallieou

#Australia #Straya #DownUnder #AustraliavsCanada

Happy π Day!

My favourite pie is my Grandma’s strawberry rhubarb, how about you?🥧

#PiDay

I’d been looking forward to this for MONTHS!! Heavy sigh.

867-5309

We still got a picture (safely but without accompanying music)😀

@VWcanada @VW @NordenVW

#LarsOdometer #VWCanada #Volkswagen #TommyTutone

All On The Board said it wonderfully!

#InternationalWomensDay #IWD2025

Due to the on again/off again tariffs I’ve decided to recall ALL Canadian Geese from the USA. All geese are ordered to return to Canada immediately.

Sincerely,
Lars A. Callieou

I have shows in Grande Prairie and Red Deer this week… I just realized we’ll make it to 867530 9 on Sunday!🥹❤️

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#Jenny #LarsOdometer #Volkswagen

Liquor from the USA is flying off the shelves.😏

Would you go:

867530 9.0
or
867530 0.9

🤔

3000 kms to go to Jenny 🙂

I want you to know, I think you’re doing great and I’m proud of you.❤️

#KeepGoing

Finally getting around to reading this. Sammy Shore was Pauly Shore’s father, husband to Mitzi Shore. I bought it years ago.🙂

It’s our game.🇨🇦❤️

It is SWELTERING here.🥵

If you’re in Thailand Thursday and/or Friday come to a stand up comedy show, I’ll be the slightly sunburnt comedian guy.

In unrelated news, @Delta Airlines has added a “Keep Your Plane Wheels-side Down Fee”

Disclaimer: I’m glad everyone is ok, I hope the injuries are minor and that those hurt make a full and speedy recovery❤️‍🩹

#DeltaAirlines

I drove my Volkswagen Jetta off the lot brand new in July of ‘09. It has its original engine and original transmission, still runs like a top.

Oh, and I had to replace the windshield wipers once.

136,000 to go!🥹❤️

#MyVW #Volkswagen #VW #LarsOdometer

I have a gig tonight in Cold Lake, it’s sold out so if you didn’t pre-purchase tickets you’re going to have to use the ol’ cup-to-ear-to-wall trick.

Then two shows in Thailand, then Whitecourt.

I’m very good at routing my shows.🙂

In an attempt to make it a mirror type odometer reading… I needed a backward 6 and a cooperating temperature.🙂

#LarsOdometer #Volkswagen #VW

I hadn’t thought about this joke in years.

From my 2011 Comedy NOW!

#BlastFromThePast

A whole bunch of old friends from facebook and Twitter have been following me on Instagram, I don’t know if someone tagged me in something or if I’m just showing up as a Suggestion, it’s been nice.🙂

I followed everyone back.😁

😆

At the comedy club in Ottawa they were using a celebrity look-a-like app.

Yup, me and RDJ, our similarities are truly remarkable.😏

#Doppelgänger

I don’t have an NFL team, I have a lot of friends who cheer for the Bills and they had a fantastic season so I thought their fans deserved one. Couple of borderline calls from the refs, game could have gone either way.

Heck of a year Josh Allen.

#Bills #Chiefs

Dear American TikTokers,
Send me your videos and I’ll post them to my #TikTok for you. For the limited time offer of $11.54 Canadian per video.

My account has tens of followers so you’ll get all kinds of great exposure!

Sincerely,
Lars from Canada 🇨🇦

#TikTokBan

Hot tip: if you’re going to be headlining comedy clubs in Ontario for two weeks in January, bring gloves.🥶

#Duh

Absolute Comedy Toronto
January 11-12 😀

Two shows tonight!
One show Sunday

#AbsoluteComedy #Toronto #TorontoComedy #TorontoComedyClubs

When I’m in Toronto I make a pilgrimage to the Hockey Hall of Fame… I’m going to pay a visit to the Cup tomorrow. If you’re in town and want to join there’s room in the limo.