Damn, I wish mine were the same. They are absolutely addicted to AI slop. Can't even research anything anymore, always asking their AI assistants to spoonfeed them misinformation.
Both my parents are close to disowning me for hating genAI, and tell me I'm against progress. They love this shit more than their child lol.
This Bugs Bunny meme where he sits at a table looking depressed af and drinking carrot juice.
Me, a dedicated genAI hater, a warrior for sustainability, watching my family send AI generated photographs of themselves as film characters, in the family group chat.
My thoughts exactly. At least they ruled with undeniable style.
The absolute tragedy of having to write management procedures, when you want to write smut.
Absolutely. I'd say Mongols also did a better job than you guys, no offence.
As a species, I think we deserve to go extinct, solely because we somehow managed make the stupidest nation on this planet a superpower.
I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times
A photograph of a kitten baby tooth on a phone screen.
The thrill of grabbing a baby tooth your kitten just spat out, before it manages to devour it.
Ever since I saw the tits scene in Iron Lung, I've been going through a major self-image crisis, which can only be cured by hitting the gym.
Big fan of the new unicorn Spinosaurus, ngl.
You don't hire a sustainability guy to be normal during working hours.
Really hoping HR will not be contacting me for blurting out "Elon Musk should be shot dead" during a meeting.
For a person who enjoys social interaction with other humans, I have staggeringly terrible social skills.
Nat, while watching me play the final boss battle in Death Stranding 2, where you battle a guy, you both use electric guitars that can shoot as a weapon, with a gigantic baby watching you in the background: I wish I was high while experiencing this.
Papy Smerfa.
Unhinged. I love it.
Pundit: The left isn’t ever excited about new tech
Me: Holy shit! The left doesn’t like renewable energy sources?
Pun: LOL no...no not those technologies
Me: So....e-bikes?
Pun: Haha no not those either
Me: Which tech, exactly?
Pun: Oh, you know the one
Nat on heart meds: Calm, thriving, moisturized.
Me on heart meds: Sickly Victorian child on its deathbed.
A deflated borzoi meme. The golden retriever is labelled as Nat, the deflated borzoi is labelled as Me.
We recently started taking propranolol (old people hell ye) and it turns out, two people can have vastly different experiences on the same medication.
We literally are like this now.
Me today.
Maybe they have to pay for each punctuation mark.
My ass is so relaxed I have a perfect blood pressure. Peace and love on planet Earth.
I'm pretty sure a combination of a blunt, heart medication, and a glass of fancy rose wine does wonders to my blood pressure.
"government ends work-from-home for civil servants" is just a short way of saying "government decides to make your already-unbearable commute at least forty-seven times more excruciating to make sure their donors never miss out on a single dime in commercial real estate profits"
Such a mood. I recently had to change mine that I had since 2019. Was forced to do that, because the battery lasted 1h in the end. I still kinda hate my new one.
