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Michael Cumshart

mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

I don't watch Ishowspeed but whenever I see clips of him he's just jumping over various objects and people but it makes a nice change because one of the last times I saw a clip of his he was aggressively dry humping his camera until he flashed his cock to 15,000 children

There's a phrase which is "you can't put the genie back in the bottle" but you really can you just gotta use a wish for it

Proud to announce I am on the world's richest list I am placed number 7,567,126,056 but it could fluctuate a little bit 😊

Last night I had a dream that one of my dogs ate a grape and turned into a Komodo dragon

Spoonfeeding my arse hole beans and a sandwich type of shit these people are so desperate to appear quirky

wanna hang out and chum the waters

Partial section of the face of a full-size chocolate cat being held over the face of an actual cat.

Phantom of the Opurra

It hung itself

It's true I heard a high pitch frequency sound earlier and a family of five all stopped dead in their tracks and turned to face the same direction like star wars droids being activated

Pete Hegseth - "hoorah! Our department of WAR missile accuracy is the best on the planet! Accurate to within a millimetre! They fly and we say goodbye! Semper fi! Ad victorium!!"

Journalist - "did you missile strike children in a school?"

Hegseth - "it was accident by department of defense 🥺"

Playing kingdom come deliverance 2 currently and I saw on Reddit someone saying their horse won't come when they whistle but neither does mine I gotta jack it off manually #immersivegame

Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them.

The current climate is especially accelerating this.

Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves.
Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶

A sparkler, an egg, and a moment of truth.

Homeschool your kids.

Andrew Tate is travelling all the way across Saudi Arabia just so he can film himself standing infront of a ruined building in Iran and call it a "faggit" in his cornwall country bumpkin accent

My cigs say smoking doubles my risk of a stroke so if my stroke number is 1 I'm now on 2 but that's not too bad because what if I was 100 stroke

If someone is already alive and you give them narcan they get more alive

You ever think about yourself having sex in like third person and think damn I must look so silly

Currently reading Blame! Every single page is just unreal

John Fetterman is bending over backwards just to please republicans just so they'll stop picking on him and his stroke but then when the elections come around, republicans will start calling him "retarded John" again and we'll see pics of him sat alone on a park bench

Britney spears probably rides your shit until it snaps off

Bro asked the barber for a herr cut

Mar kwayne