Shelly O'Chunks

fashion illustrations of a version of Miss Piggy in modern casual wear

fashion illustrations of a version of Miss Piggy in modern casual wear

fashion illustrations of a version of Miss Piggy in modern casual wear

fashion illustrations of a version of Kermit as some sort of managerial guy wearing a staff jacket and lanyard

miss piggy drawings from a while ago, people seemed to really like these when I posted them on tumblr lol
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when it works it works

Say what you will about modern exp share, it at least makes it so much easier to get a new team member caught up, just wish you could still turn it off

idk I’ve seen a bajillion kids movies where the kids parents die & let me tell you, having a convo with my kid about how anyone can die at any time & it doesn’t matter if they’re someone’s mom or dad is way harder than having a convo about how sometimes someone has two dads or whatever. And yet

Digital art of my Beaksloose fan child character, Axle. This is a shoulders up image with simple coloring. He is a grey parrot with plumage that leans more towards warm grey. The white area of his face extends to nearly his jawline. He has yellow eyes and wears glasses. His hair is shaggy and long enough to cover his eyebrows. His hair is dyed salmon pink.

I had a vision of Axle with pink hair

everything is bad and there's no worth in anything anymore

pombon has to stand up or else we'll have arcanine at home

Digital art of Emma Glamour from Ducktales. There are three images. On the top, Emma is younger and she's chastising a child Mark for not wanting to wear shoes. Mark is pouting and sticking out his tongue. Emma has on a glittery light gold dress, a gold necklace with a turqoise jewel, and she has heavy blue eyeshadow and blue nails. In the middle, Emma is even older than she appears in the show but still looks stylish. Her hair is shorter but still white with a green tinge. she is wearing a pink top that has long sleeves and a levender skirt. She is removing a fluffy greenish white coat. She has gold earrings. In the bottom pic, Emma is strolling and looking at her phone. She is wearing large sunglasses with an orange tint and is carrying a black handbag. She has on a white longe sleeve blouse tucked into light yellow pants. She has a teal scarf with a pattern. Her shoes are white.

Grand Emma (the middle and bottom pics are how she appears in my post-canon au, so she looks a bit more grandmotherly)

some asshole wrote this a while ago and i kept it bc it keeps coming up

I made them butch4femme tourists

this is my son chudbert, he has suffered multiple car accidents as a kid, he has glass bones and paper skin, he had to have his heart replaced, and he's only 4 years old. and he's green.

Just a reminder while this is a victory, it's not over yet until Discord completely gives up on the age verification nonsense. Don't resubcribe to Nitro immediately.

If you're doing callout posts about artists creating fictional taboo content, you may not consider yourself a fascist, but you are one. You are their stupid tool at the bare minimum. The good news is you can stop doing that at any time

"Unalive" "grape" "seggs" This has got to stop. Do people hear themselves? Its like talking to a particularly sensitive toddler. We can't remove serious words from our language just because we're afraid some fickle algorithm will show our posts to less people

Digital alt of Gyro Gearloose, Mark Beaks, and Boyd from Ducktales, along with a fankid, as mlp ponies. Mark and the kid, Axle, are pegasus ponies while Boyd is an alicorn, and all three are flying in the sky. Gyro is a unicorn, and he is using his magic to levitate Axle, as he is too little to fly yet. Pegasus Mark is grey with yellow eyes. His mane and tail are black with yellow streaks. He has a dark muzzle and light grey blaze along with black hooves. His cutie mark is the Waddle logo. Boyd is grey with a slight purple tint, and he has blue eyes. His mane and tail are light yellow, and his hooves are gold yellow. Like Mark, he has a darker grey muzzle and a small pale grey blaze. He's wearing a red bow tie. His cutie mark is a pair of gears. Axle is warm grey with light blue mane and tail. His eyes are olive green. He has a darker grey muzzle and a small white blaze. His hooves are bluish grey. He has no cutie mark. Gyro is a dull cream color. His mane and tail are green with white streaks. His eyes are dark olive and his hooves are gold. He is wearing glasses and a salmon pink bow tie. His cutie mark is a lightbulb. The color of Gyro's unicorn magic is light green.

Happy year of the horse!

So many older classic kids comics (this is not solely a non-Barksian duck comics problem although sometimes its that too) have the plot of “Today our heroes go to far-off Ooga-Boogastan to find the treasure of the ancient Unga-Bungas but the Bingo-Bangos that dont like white men are all in our way!”

funny how you can meet someone randomly online and they become such an important part of your life

blackpyrefly it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it 3liza it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

An old photo of a Hollywood Video store

An old photo of a Circuit City store

An old photo of a Radio Shack store

An old photo of a Blockbuster store

Repost if you grew up in prime millennial years

Mark Beaks and Gyro Gearloose as elementary age children. Mark is reluctantly giving Gyro a valentines card and is saying "Crappy Valentines day, dweeb". Mark has a mullet and is wearing a black tee shirt tucked into jeans and red high-top sneakers. Gyro has blond hair in a bowl cut style. He has a pink bow tie, green button shirt, light brown pants, and dark brown shoes. He is carrying a red notebook. He seems a bit surprised.

The second panel is from Gyro's point of view, and looking at the valentine card. It is pink with a cartoon beaker that is spouting vaguely heart-shaped fumes. There is text that reads "Valentine, we have great chemistry!"

Final panel is a perterbed Gyro saying "No we don't!"

Mark and Gyro sometime in the late 80s or early 90s (and the same age)

something Ive noticed that I think is really funny

Lanky Kong (Donkey Kong 64) juggling grapes with his feet.

I'm going to take it easy today and post art again. This was the last thing I've drawn before everything that happened.

Trade I did with one of my best friends @strawberrytiki.bsky.social ! We wanted to do a Rare themed trade, since those games mean a lot to us. They chose Lanky Kong from DK64!

blue @bluewmist >be 14 >internet is designed for 30 year olds >wow i can't wait >approaching 30 >internet is now designed for 14 year olds

TF2 Heavy Weapons Guy, crouched with his fists up, looking wall-eyed while blurting, "ENGIE NEAR" Engineer is next to him, hugging his side like some kind of leech, chiming "HEeH"

Meme with 4 pictures and a caption in the center that says "Whoa Black Betty." Jar labeled Bramble Jam Plastic produce container labeled "rambutans" Photo of a man and woman watermarked "Pam Bellam" Shelf at a store with two panda lamps

I have two sides:

1. Here is my writing, please do not perceive me for it.

2. Here is my writing, and yes, that is my thinly veiled author fetish. Those ARE the weird things I obsess over. I am a bit of a freak, nay, I'm quite a lot of a freak. Perceive it. Internalize it. Dread it.

in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme

Three panel comic. Panel 1: gym setting. One guy sees another guy across the gym with huge muscles. He remarks, “whoa! That dude is yolked!” Panel 2: a girl working out next to him says, “ugh, why do guys even want to get that big?” Panel 3: the extremely jacked guy is walking away with a slight smile. He is imagining himself dapping up a group of huge gorillas who are all happy and smiling, accepting him as one of their own.

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