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Big ol' commie. Destroy ICE. Be cool to everyone who isn't a nazi or a clankerfucker. He\Him. Dallas, Texas

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Good gracious, those are beauties.

14.03.2026 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Karlnardo DiMarxio, with a beer and a smoke, pointing at an astute observation.

Karlnardo DiMarxio, with a beer and a smoke, pointing at an astute observation.

14.03.2026 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuckin' glorious!

14.03.2026 15:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I watched The Super Inframan and things don't feel as bad now.

14.03.2026 03:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was a Chained to the Bottom of the Ocean and Dragged into Sunlight (the two genders) afternoon.

13.03.2026 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, pitter patter, my man.

13.03.2026 21:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FWIW, one of the many questions a Dem presidential candidate must answer with an unequivocal yes needs to be, "Will you pardon the Prairieland 9 on day one?"

13.03.2026 21:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's great!

13.03.2026 21:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God fucking damnit.

This is terrible.

13.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mad? You've two eyes and a heart like the rest of us, Rax.

13.03.2026 19:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sunfucker

13.03.2026 19:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why would I expel them? I'm not a fuckin' book cop.

13.03.2026 18:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Give my Criterion sale planning I had this on deck (just a selection):

Barry Lyndon
Mullholland Dr.
House
Matewan
Memories of Murder
Come and See

13.03.2026 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Poke mans? The thing that killed Caesar? No thank you.

13.03.2026 15:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She also hates fascist. She rules.

12.03.2026 22:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh lord, you and me both.

12.03.2026 17:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sun Chips: the only thing you look forward to at Subway.

12.03.2026 17:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the Emperor of Mankind and Valdor.

12.03.2026 14:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think they may have greatly expanded what constitutes a "challenge".

12.03.2026 12:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trying to make my sinus headache go away yesterday, I ingested enough Last Dab to vaporize your average Jerry.

12.03.2026 00:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 31 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay. Please try to make them suffer a consequence. Like an actionable thing. Even if you don't think it will work. Do something.

11.03.2026 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lord Nikon is only human.

11.03.2026 22:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God only fucks with his mightiest finders.

11.03.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is there special money for only buying huge quantities of dogshit? He could be on that money, on account of him being a horrid demon.

11.03.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no, you done went and Streisanded tha roof!

11.03.2026 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mostly just wanted to introduce "Pedropilled" to the lexicon, but y'all are the reason I am aware of him.

11.03.2026 18:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks to @cornerspaeti.operationglad.io I've been Pedropilled for a while now.

11.03.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Hell yeah

10.03.2026 15:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh shit.

10.03.2026 15:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do these homeowners you're whining about... do they live in these homes they own? Because yes, all landlords must die.

10.03.2026 02:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0