Elmtree

Six years ago today, my wife and. I were making plans to get married six months ahead of schedule.

Team Italy is proving that baseball needs more kissing

TOM SKILLING IS ON WGN THIS IS NOT A DRILL

It has to go to eleven for it to get weird

We have this set up next to us and yeesus this is complicated. Go extras

Chart that shows the secret third thing. It's a grid that uses flag emojis to show who advances based on scores from 1-0 to 11-10 and I've highlighted a limited scenario where Mexico beats Italy in a low-scoring game (scores ranging from 1-0, to 4-3) which allows both these teams to advance.

(Putting the alt-text in the alt-text box.)

I need Mexico to get their shit together.

Do I think Skubal would be wearing that fucking stupid “forward facing enemy” shirt if he were still there? Absolutely. Am I glad he went back to the Tigers so I don’t have to know for sure? Also yes.

Not even secretly hoping USA gets eliminated from the WBC after spending my time eating lunch reading what shitbags these aholes are.

Just straight up go Mexico or Italy or however it has to work that USA is eliminated asap.

A photo of the Chicago skyline at night with a tangle of bright lighting lignite gap the night sky during a thunderstorm

Boom! Had a great ight show over the skyline tonight. Here’s my first big lightning shot of the season.

This is a 2-frame composite. Best as I can tell, two large, branching bolts struck the eastern antenna mast of the Hancock. #wxsky #ilwx

It’s moving pretty slow, but the tornado is a large wedge tornado - the pictures I’ve seen? It’s huge

Be ready - there’s been a tornado in that storm and it’s heading generally your direction.

We’re in the city about 20 minutes from O’Hare, and we’ve hardly gotten anything. Definitely keeping an eye on it though

The local meteorologists are going into overdrive trying to warn people. The thing is huge and now it’s rain-wrapped. 😬

A bright red cardinal sits on top of the Sideview mirror of a car

The Cardinal jumps down to look at himself in the mirror

The cardinal begins furiously attacking his reflection in the mirror

“Look at that bird”

A Play In Three Acts

My tulips are gonna have to be strong 😩

The fuck is mutilization

Houston doesn’t have a fucking roof on their stadium?

Oh my heart 😢

Sir Did Gregorius!

Omg no lmaooo

My wife and I do too! 🤣

Me watching Peter Stone on SVU: BEN STONE WOULD NEVER.

Yes, I still watch 🤣😩

That was so random. Lennie being a drunk was a known thing and definitely part of the show (RIP, Claire), but it wasn’t crazy.

Oh Fred was a republican for YEARS, and his senate run was part of why he left the show!

Season 15, episode 13: is this because I’m a lesbian?

Everyone watching: wait what? She’s gay?!?

Wait what happened?

Bc you hate yourself! But it. Apparently does mean something re: the Olympics. Top I think six teams are competing in 2028

He’s so beautiful! 🥹