[7818] tranceyhose

haha what if we were both drones and then w-we we uh... um.what if we...hhaha...

“Wow I sure do like these coworkers, I sure hope they don’t in multiple scenarios reveal themselves to be transphobic and/or weirdly homophobic in this big year of 2026”
*the new guy, about to make a bacon lettuce tomato joke, again 2026, about a pressumably male guest that hit on him* “:)”

latex drone holding up hands and recreating the abosolute drone meme

A B S O L U T E D R O N I F I C A T I O N.

You know when you see those pictures and it’s like even if you’ve never felt it in real life your brain can kinda fill in like “hey this is sort of what that would feel like like :)”? So anyways recently I keep getting pictures of boots/shoes being pressed into people’s crotches not sure why

It’s like the stepping activates one neuron, the footwear activates a different one right next to it. And then those two neutrons rub together and and and 😵‍💫

YOU GET IT. I have a certain degree of foot freak™ in me inherent to Other Interests but like being stepped on is about the power. It’s about being under someone. That dynamic of “you are beneath me (literally) and you like it :3”. Now of course sometimes the boots/heels/etc are ALSO really hot but

st-stompies 🥺

SHE PRETTY AND SHINY AND AAAAA

God, the what I assume is a nylon bodysuit/bodystocking under the latex is SUCH a good look

a cropped pokemon go phone notification that says "Нурnо? Complete yo Research tas"

not right now pokemon go i'm in public

Good good. I look forward to be Very Normal

When you get one I promise to only be the most normal about it *nods nods*

i keep looking at my profile picture and going "heeheee im bnnuy :3"

Good Drones Eat Beans 😵‍💫 It Feels Good To Eat Beans 😵‍💫

Hey you. Stay focused. You look like you're having a hard time focusing on me. There we go. Good Drone.

look you can't post a video being so soft and gentle to us and expect us to be normal about it. Sometimes all it takes to short circuit a drone is One Personal Attention

Yep mhmm yeah all good :3

Awawaaaawwa 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Awawa same 😵‍💫

*puts on the mask*

I am pretty sure the second one was one of the pieces that originally introduced me to your stuff. In other words, do it do it do it do it

AWRUFF BARK BARK BARK

my bosses are real lucky i looked at the schedule at work today cause crossing out shifts and adjusting times on the sheet of paper does not, in fact, notify the person scheduled that a change has been made. Sure would have sucked tomorrow when they expected me at 2:30 when no one told me shit.

the ever present need to just be squished. smooshed. wrapped up so so tight.

Y’all I might actually be bnnuy

Okay being real with y’all, not like a “oooo the bunny ears are brainwashing me 😵‍💫” way but wearing the bunny ears genuinely felt kinda nice. I don’t want to go all the way to compare it to gender euphoria because I haven’t experienced that yet but there were moments where I was like “…huh…”

Okay actually I second Big Storage Pod 🥺

But NOT sleeping is just Big Caffeine trying to sell you more energy drinks so hmmm

Now if you’ll excuse me I am going to go about my day with only normal thoughts about “boss randomly brings in a bunch of bunny ear headbands and then asks employees to wear them no big deal put on the bunny ears okay :)”

I am once again looking at between my coworkers and this account with suspicion because what do you mean the day after I post bunny art my boss has brought in a bunch of bunny ear headbands for I guess Easter. Also you bet your ass I am still wearing them even though my boss left for the day.