All I’ve seen from Dems is well wishes for Charlie Kirk. When Melissa Hortman and her husband were assassinated in their home it was either crickets at best or jokes at worst from Republicans.
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to occasionally post funny things online and be yelled at by random old crinkly men about it
I’m working on a theory that at least 65% of your personality is determined based on if you were good-looking in middle school
Teenage me was wild because how was I so self-conscious yet so not self-aware
Person whose home is already worth 4x what they paid for it: But if they build more affordable housing in my area, my property value might go down!
This is the plot of Get Out
Just saw a video about avocados and now I want chips and homemade guacamole so badly that I would do literally anything for it other than go to the store and buy ingredients for it and make it
When I see a wall covered in blooming wisteria… I’m literally just a girl
BREAKING: Trump announces tariffs on:
- Ice tea imported from England
- Lifeguards imported from Spain
- Towels imported from Turkey
- Turkey imported from Maine
Re-reading the Anne of Green Gables books right after reading Everything is Tuberculosis by @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social is fascinating. There is SO much “consumption” in these books and it’s described exactly the way he talks about it being described!
Listening to the Anne of Green Gables series is single-handedly regulating my nervous system
Recipe blog comments are fun because they’re either “made this and the entire family loved it! Thanks!” or “I am allergic to 14 of the ingredients so I made insane substitutions for every single one and it turned out DISGUSTING.”
This is the middle of the story. We have to fight for a better end.
Turns out you don’t even have to be at a disco to be panicking. You can just do it anywhere.
For those who don't know this story, which I first shared six years ago today....
This one time I got my days wrong at work and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine.
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You had different dreams for yourself than having to meet this shit historical moment.
I did too. I did too.
if I unfollow you please don't take it personally. it's just that you made my life worse.
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
I’m being so brave and sitting through the entire Super Bowl despite having exactly zero understanding of how football works
I wonder how John Denver would feel about his song being used in a Super Bowl commercial
Because this is getting downplayed in some of the coverage, the racist staffer DOGE rehired isn’t a case of “stupid things he wrote years ago as a teen.” He posted about how we should “normalize Indian hate” IN SEPTEMBER.
*so poorly
Last week my depression screening went to poorly they literally offered to bring in a therapist for me to meet at the end of the appointment (I accepted)
Everything is bad and the country is failing but at least we also get 6 more weeks of winter
Explain the gap in my resume? Look, bitch… sorry, may I call you bitch?
I need an app for tracking when I last washed my hair (I am gross)
January is the worst month
My most boomer opinion is that I should be able to speak to a human by the time I’ve selected 3 options after calling a phone number.
Every basic bitch broadway fan loves Jeremy Jordan but I love him in a deeper and more meaningful way
