Someone who still thinks wrestling is a dumb 90s TV show and not an entire actual artform with incredible diversity
12.03.2026 23:01
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Someone who still thinks wrestling is a dumb 90s TV show and not an entire actual artform with incredible diversity
Isn't this exactly the thing that Noem got fired for? Giving a contract to a company that started like a week before?
This is still one of the most genius 1:1 mashups I've ever heard. Basically the soundtrack of modern life, trying to continue with normal stuff while tragedy happens all around
youtu.be/gyjz3lekieQ?...
Be like Godzilla. accept nothing.
Take this advice today from @jess-a-creates.bsky.social
Besides the point, but instead of guessing like you think you have to show off some very lame party trick, why not just say "Hey, what's your shoe size?"
But that would require the ability to have or even fake curiosity about another person
We have to make sacrifices so that we can continue to kill Iranian school girls?
Not surprised, seems like something that could have been done on 2001 Newgrounds
I'm only commander-in-chief, what, you want me to be informed or something?
Well considering that we already know whose homeland America actually is, pack your fucking bags Tuckie
(Eventually I'll write this story, I swear)
Everything's fine until men arrive
GODDAMMIT WHY DO DEMOCRATS SUCK SO HARD
I love Willow ❤️
Why even bother asking these fucking liars anything
Why was that a FDA web page to begin with?
Any questions?
I refuse to believe that anyone is able to trick someone into having sex with them while wearing these windows on their face
I'm usually the incompetent coworker 🙃
When you're being dog-walked and you don't even realize it
Super cute!
Glad to see Washington could take a break from his job coaching football in Minnesota
The hard thing to grasp in life is that everyone is told that should want to be the captain of the ship.
But somebody has to operate the lighthouse.
I suck at my job too, can I get a million dollars?
When the Avengers couldn't make "Games as Service" work, what hope did any random no-name extraction shooters think they had?
This is the most "really stupid person trying to sound smart" tweet I have read in awhile
When your most staunchly in-the-bag-for-Israel dem can't justify your war, you are in trouble
Yes
I trust the sixth edition of a spoof movie series no one remembers anything from after the second one to bring back comedy
Wonder if we'll see 5 years of endless hearings about this bungle, somehow I think not for some reason
I don't know who's working the kitchen for this event....but they could be a legend.
