A heavyset alligator deceiving the viewer who is inquiring about their diet and eating habits. Trying not to reveal his secret that he intends to grow larger. A thought balloon emerging showing this ideal body image along with a description of rushed thoughts containing the following: ''YES YES PLEASE OMG I WANT TO BE A CANNONBALL I WANT
TO BE AS ROUND AS THE VEGAS SPHERE I WANT NOTHING MORE
THAN TO CONTINUE GROWING BIGGER LIKE A PRIZED PUMPKIN
PLEASE YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
THAT CAN STOP ME I WILL MAKE SALADS ACROSS THE WORLD
COWER IN FEAR OVER THE SIZE OF THIS MIDRIFF I WILL MAKE
EVERY DIETITIAN ON THIS PLANET RUE THE DAY THEY EVER
TRIED TO MAKE ANYONE EAT ANYTHING BUT DEEP FRIED OREOS
I WANT TO BE SO FAT MY BODY IS MORE MARBLED THAN THE
STATUES SCULPTED BY THE OLD MASTERS I WANT TO HAVE
AT LEAST NINETY PERCENT OF MY PERIPHERAL VISION COVERED BY BULK''
If you had the power to read minds and figure out someone's true intentions, would you use it on that steadily growing beachgoer you've been eying? π
Piece for @growinlikegator.bsky.social!
27.06.2025 20:24
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Ill keep ya in thought man. Hope it goes well!
26.02.2026 04:00
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what do you do if a dragon looks at you like this? π²π¨
commission for @derg.io !!
13.12.2025 20:26
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Indeed they are
26.02.2026 02:45
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Roo's are so underrated
25.02.2026 16:42
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What a coincidence. I need to see soft boys π
26.02.2026 02:44
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The big fox is willing to share!
25.11.2024 23:25
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Very chill, just had some chicken from Raising Caines! Hows Puff?
26.02.2026 02:43
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messing around with coloring but have some ,tiddies belly and tiger oh my~
19.02.2026 05:07
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I know a little bit of Spanish but not really enough to hold a conversation. Definitely wanna learn more since a lot of my friends are hispanic
24.02.2026 06:19
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grumpy awoo i doodled in class
23.02.2026 22:52
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did some quick studies.....yeah
24.02.2026 01:56
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I'm getting fat..
21.02.2026 20:13
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Lazy weekend days at the fishing hole! Judging by our waistlines, you could say we've been pretty successfulπͺπ
14.02.2026 22:46
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Been a while since I drew Bear Doo π»β¨
07.09.2025 19:17
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