Ali Barthwell

MY FRIENDS!!!!

And there you have it.

Nancy Mace comes out and says, "It's offensive that a man in a skirt thinks that he's my equal"

That is what is driving them so mad. That a transgender person, duly elected to represent 1,000,000 people, could ever be her equal.

carmella soprano should have gotten to fuck at least one other guy. even betty draper fucked one other guy!

it is taking so much for me to remember to use this app lolololol

if i were ever in a heretic, i'd simply be like "nah, i'm not doing all that. you're either opening that door or murdering me. you can talk all you want but i'm going home or to heaven."

I have never been less locked in than I am right now.

Someone tell me when they invent something that lets me see something on twitter and I can type out a response and it's published here.

I was JUST THERE UGGGHHH

I was in Urban Outfitters with my friends in NYC in 04/05. My friend looks at the register and goes "Is that Ethan Hawke?" It was Heath Ledger & Michelle Williams. We waited outside for him to get his autograph and he turned us down then he and Michelle set off the shoplifting alarm. We slunk away.

Those with an air fryer, what one do you have and do you love it?

My boyfriend has never heard of Ghostwriter so I'm just waving a picture of Ghostwriter at him screaming "THIS WAS THE GHOST! THIS WAS A GHOST!"

I just got a pint of cookies and cream ice cream that is so lacking in cookies, I might write a strongly worded letter.

Hello. I have arrived.

How does this place work now?