Travis

Book an Appointment with Mr Goon

I found the world's most unfortunate name for a wrist doctor

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Is it the worst example? By far, yes.

But it's just the endpoint of a downward spiral, so that's not much of a defense.

I'm cautiously optimistic about Winds and Waves, and I love the Legends games, but let's not pretend that it's all been Sunflora and Roselia up until SV.

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Head vs heart

Can Jetpack Cat Say The F-Slur, Kotaku Investigates

What everyone's missing about this "private island" commercial for crackers is that it's obviously Russian interference.

This is just a classic Putin on the Ritz.

"The law and order party"

"The party of fiscal responsibility"

The only value they actually care about is bootlicking

Some quick math shows that Toronto has been spending over a million dollars a year on the corrupt pigs who got exposed yesterday, and many journalists are saying this is just the first of more waves of arrests coming.

Where's the conservative outrage about fiscal responsibility this time?

Canada doesn't have police corruption we are just smol beans so shock so surprise

Guys

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Think about every time someone needs the help of a Toronto police officer.

That information is kept in a database that members of the TPS have allegedly sold access to, for the purposes of shooting people.

How can this organization rightly expect anyone to place trust in it when they call 911?

Toronto Police did not care when their officers stole cars, stole our info, sold it to hitmen, and trafficked enough fentanyl to causes 200,000 overdoses.

They only opened an investigation when one of their own was put at risk.

Abolish this corrupt group of thugs.

So they were telling us to leave out our keys out for THEM to steal?

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Opinions can be founded on bad information and weird bias.

"I have an opinion, you can't contradict me!!!" is a weird take when the internet has been around this long.

auto-corrected "the sun" but I stand by my ranting lol

Like, if you've moved on and lost interest, that's totally fair!

But to say that the devs have somehow run out of ideas is just such a weird take

You don't like a slutty man who heals with flower power?

A dorky archaeologist who fights with a massive drill and eats rocks?

Someone who harnesses the duality of sign as both dangerous burn and life-giver?

The two you've already admitted are great designs?

The hate is just so forced

"We've lost the ability to make art, like the aqueducts of Ancient Rome."

Meanwhile next week I'll be flying around Antarctica as a cat with a jetpack scooping up my teammates.

Like c'mon guys, be so for real.

I can never tell how bad faith these complaints are. Everything you purchase is purely cosmetic, and 99% of them are achievable through playing in-game. I have every single cosmetic that's not a Mythic and I've never spent a dime past my initial purchase in 2017.

There's nothing predatory here.

Overwatch today

Canadians love to find all the ways we're not like Americans, but you know what would *really* show we're not beholden to U.S. influence?

Abolishing tipping culture 🤷

Billionaires shouldn't exist.

That's not my economic policy, that's my capital punishment policy.

Here's what I don't understand about the "he's gonna lose the midterms" mentality:

Even if he doesn't cancel them

Even if every single method of election fraud and voter suppression at their disposal fails.

Do you all seriously think he's just going to resign peacefully???

Be so for real.

I love shadow puppets 😍

*sigh*

Sadly becoming relevant again this week with Greenland in the news.

This is not the "gotcha" you think it is.

Happy Birthday!! Many happy returns of the day!

You're both so cute 😭

The three of you are so cute 🥰

Medhi Hasan has the receipts.