See you, Jimmy but..🇨🇦 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇵🇸 🇺🇦

Have you got any pictures of him flying a plane in the dark?

#Trump needs to give back his FIFA peace prize!

Twa pints - £24.80

Snoozle!

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Better and cheaper than flying into LHR and getting a 2nd mortgage to pay for the Heathrow Express. Then a whole new journey from Paddington. Is that the pub near St Pancras?

Give the picture tube a minute to warm up. I could hear the high-pitched whine as it did so.

I just learned a new word. I like it!

Are you familiar with this website@ stellarium-web.org
Absolutely brilliant! (No corny Magnitude jokes, please)

Democracy is dying in America.

ICE is a murderous secret police force. We’re about to bomb Iran for Israel. Your kids are shot at in school daily, and pedophiles run our government. There’s no healthcare, and your food is poisonous.

We need real leaders - not career politicians.

Israeli soldiers shot a Palestinian boy and stood around as he bled to death, video shows Israeli forces blocked Palestinian ambulances while a 14-year-old lay bleeding for at least 45 minutes.

Meanwhile, in the West Bank: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

J'accuse, USA!

We don't deserve dogs. We really don't

Is this one of those spot the differences puzzles? I'm stumped 🤔

Nonsense. They'd be sucking on a family-sized bottle of Stewart's Cream of the Barley, which also doubles as paint stripper if they ever redecorate the but 'n' ben.

You don't want policies that are literally incredible. He's a little wanker.

This is Bogie. This rope is his very favorite toy because it makes his tiny human smile too. 13/10 (TT: _chelsea_brown_4)

Pure unalloyed joy. Kills 99.9% of MAGA posts.

The planet will be fine. It's humanity that's fucked, not to mention other species.
Cockroaches: "Whatevs"

I think I'm in love.

Is that Peter Purvis?

I did that in IKEA once and got arrested.

I'm never taking acid again...

An adorable raccoon.

The age of consent in US Virgin Islands is 18, so there would definitely be charges of statutory rape

These are all questions that would be asked if they're cross examined in a trial

Were the #survivors held against their will on Epstein Island?
Were they paid? Did they return to the island multiple times? Why haven't they charged their abusers?#Epsteinfiles

Throw it in the bin and get an Android phone. Problem solved. You're welcome. #iphone

With a birth rate of 1.2 they should be begging people to emigrate to the United States

Which reminds me. Does anybody know her immigration status? Maybe ICE should be paying her a visit.