Wolfie

Repost if you love hypnosis!

Open wide for your new wallpaper

Live sketch by: @deaddragonp.bsky.social

if you look youre gay

Not to brag or anything but I think I fell asleep in a comfortable position last night 💅

I love answering those with brutal honesty

"Are you geared up right now?"
"Nah"
"Why not?"
"CBA"
"What if you were told to?"
"Depends who was telling me"
"Go get in your gear"
"Nah CBA"

In my experience those people are looking to jack off and not much more, which is a waste of my time

People literally become outraged at the stupidest thing these days. Did everyone get a lobotomy and then a MIB style mind erase some point over the last 5 years?

✨Priorities✨

😭

Alastor singing "Welcome Home" except when he sings "tune on in when I'm done" it's Roger Smith saying "Dive on in"

The intrusive thoughts are brainrotting me 🫠

I'm still on the "Gen 1 is the only gen" discourse (because I really CBA to remember anything beyond 152+)

Cured my anxiety tysm uwu

Someone's gunna have to teach me how to Dark Web because I skipped that class growing up 🥴

Is this universal, or is my brain refusing to make good feelings chemicals?

I think I expected this massive dopamine/adrenaline hit, but instead my brain's like "oh, neat I guess" 🥴

The weirdest bit about moving house is how there's all this kerfuffle for a few months, and then suddenly you're just in a new building and that's that. No fanfare, no achievement unlocked, just "I used to exist here, but now I exist here instead"

What's the closed species this time around?

Just waiting until it finds out I blocked him 💀

"if God is all powerful and chose to flood the world to rid it of sin, the said to love thy neighbour, why do his followers not love thy neighbour, and why doesn't he flood the world to get rid of sin again?"

Me, aged 8, at a Sunday school I was forced to attend

Where's a Robin when I need one to dump a load into...

This is so dumb but I've always wanted to have an American style fridge/freezer for drinks and snacks arranged like a mini bar, and this week was the first step towards that reality uwu

It's nice to have a full size fridge/freezer after years of using the tiny fucking box at the London flat

Check out the character art for Scout! What I'd give to service this good boy 😩

👉 go.were.dog/battlehound

Come closer, lets have some fun

🎨: @koawolf.bsky.social

What's a rat's favourite time of the week?

The squeakend

Gambit for #Amke2026

Guilty pleasures after work

At least my beard shampoo smells fucking delicious

Anyone looking for a QA with crazy hospitality experience, and isn't currently bumming the fuck outta Ay Iye?

The way I'm gunna quit work if they continue getting pissy with me not hitting my daily Ay Iye quota, when I've been off work for two fucking weeks in order to facilitate a move. Fucking sloppers

Marchosias <3

My RSD's so bad that it rejects me in other people's behalf before I even reach out to them 🫠