MichelleE

Hotel: use Apple Wallet for your key! The future is now!
Also hotel: use your physical key for the elevator only. Elevators are the past.

Twitter is so bad but so much fun for sports. I hope it picks up here.

An unstoppable 25 year old keychain.

1. People don’t want to hate Jonathan Smith and are dubiously excited about football. He ought to capitalize on it
2. 92.1 The Edge>The Ticket.

1. Encouraging listeners to save things for a July topic then taking 1/2 the month off is diabolical. We’re on to you. It’s time for an ultimate July show in tribute

2. We missed you. Do you know the trash we listened to in your stead? Some of us have learned things. It’s positively anti-American

The algorithm knows.

Do you buy enough other cuts that you’ve got to name the cut? Are you a thigh man?

a man wearing sunglasses is screaming in the desert and saying `` i coulda been at a barbecue '' . Alt: Will Smith wearing sunglasses is screaming in the desert and saying `` i coulda been at a barbecue '' .

Watching this with my scared dog in the basement.

Meanwhile, my neighbors are partying like it’s 1999.

My neurotic dog does not enjoy fireworks.

What do you think Jeremy Fears feels about his younger brother being drafted ahead of him?

Why does Columbus suck so much? Nature or nurture?

Still hate humidity. Get me back to my semi-arid charmed life.

There is no shame greater than this.

Work trip to 3 Big Ten college towns starts today.

It was a hard choice to leave my MSU gear at home.

$1500 for Sparty is a steal.

1. The Savannah Bananas are a better show and pricier ticket than the Colorado Rockies. When a Chippendales-esque parody team is better than an actual MLB team it’s time to sell.
2. Aussie Jason isn’t too bad. Sprinkle in some “Crikey!”s and overt positivity about Steve Irwin and it’s there.

Last week I went on vacation… took this flight and they served dinner at 2am. Not only did I pass up a meal… it was free. My starving Irish ancestors would be confused.

two men are standing next to each other in a dark room and one of them is saying `` they 're idiots '' ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a dark room and one of them is saying `` they 're idiots ''

Bonus points for What We Do in the Shadows.

A 13 hour flight crossing the international date line and an 8 hour layover where the headphones break is what it takes for me to watch a video with the sound on in public.

Nothing less will do.

People who FaceTime with the volume up in public are monsters.

Nobody needs a meal at 2am. Figure it out during daytime or sleep it off until the next day.

Next stop: Brisbane, Australia.

It’s a quick 13 hour flight that counts for 24. Who needs a Monday, anyway?

How spontaneous are you?

What do you most admire about your cohost and your partner?

Mine were random content but they popped in mid-sentence. It was odd.

Memorial Day isn’t about living veterans.

Memorial Day is a decent weekend for my dishwasher and washing machine to die.

Have you ever annoyed a stranger enough for them to end a conversation?

What Reddit sub do you follow?

1. Teams shouldn’t empty the bench if they are losing. You made the mess; you finish it out
2. Bagel and gaggle don’t rhyme. Unless you are Graham

Jack White and The Book of Mormon are in town but I’m going to be at Ultimate Frisbee tournament. Something’s off in my life.

Denver to Chicago flight details

Usual commute: 30 steps roundtrip.

Today’s commute: 1,800 miles roundtrip.

Next trip to Chicago I will stay a bit longer.

I met AG last year. He stood out physically (he’s huge) and emotionally (he was so humble).

a man in a tuxedo is talking on a cell phone and says fuhgeddaboutit . ALT: a man in a tuxedo is talking on a cell phone and says fuhgeddaboutit .

Will there be a Wednesday show? I am flying to Chicago and back on Wednesday and could use all.the.pods.

@grahamcouch.bsky.social Haller leaving feels like Bunny Coleman leaving after Hamsterdam. Good people who do not bow to the powers that be get smacked down.

Ghosts is the funniest show you aren’t watching.