the devil

83 POINTS FOR BAM ADEBAYO

If I get drafted I'm writing "BORN TO EMAIL" on my helmet for sure

okay, well, in that case i would ask you to avod my room that is covered in six layers of precious hand-woven afghan rugs, but I don't want to be a bad host, so it's the sixteenth door on the left on the second floor the north wing...

also, who allows their guests to touch all their stuff? my guests know not to touch some of my items, such as my guns, bombs, priceless oil paintings, poisons, Sumerian artifacts, and screen-used Austin Powers props.

profoundly anti-Chinese, disgusting.

They did a prairie burn at the dunes yesterday

imagine a dog park. doesn't matter where it is. imagine it full of dogs. big dogs, small dogs, in between kinds of dogs. imagine the dogs owners. now imagine me. imagine me dressed like duke nukem. now imagine the buster sword from final fantasy. imagine it in my hands.

I've seen so many beautiful cats today

I sure hope they're in bliss, whoever they are

A new ruler in Bliss? It doesn't concern me.

complete heaven

when you open up all your windows its endless entertainment for your cats, its like a film festival for them. they can sit in front of one window for a while, time to go to the next window, lets see what's going on over there, lets see what kinds of things I can hear and smell and see, then the next

it's all digital these days

Im sorry

in some ways the toilet is like a bank. yeah, if poop is money! ok, so if poop is money, and the toilet is a bank, then taking a shit in the toilet is like making a deposit at a bank, if poop is money...

four naans? four? that's insane.

blame it on the po-po-po-po-poisonous acahol, p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-poisonous acahol

ee-ee-ee! ee-ee-ee! ee-ee-ee!

happy women's day lady

Ive been getting into sitting really really close to the television

fit check!

pleasure world

I stopped using X because I got tired of seeing stuff like this and having to stop myself from sorting out if the person tweeting it was 13 years old or lived in Mega-Kenosha 1 where they don’t have these anymore or was just some kind of racist Dutch clickfarmer tweeting nonsense

the year of living dazzlingly

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running around my house like this!

world full of joy

cats are obsessed with Bethesda minigames

ancient coins have a flavor of ancientness, and wisdom