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Does anyone else remember Mr. Rogers eating a banana with a slice of American cheese wrapped around it?

07.01.2025 08:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever I eat a cheese slice, I think of Martha Stewart.

07.01.2025 08:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It took ten years of marriage to find out we disagree about Jim Jarmusch.

05.01.2025 05:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We love using hotel time to watch crap cable. It's part of the experience!

24.12.2024 05:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dickens wrote it like that because when he sent the first draft to his editors, they were like, "BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO TINY TIM???" So he added the line.

24.12.2024 04:02 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Text from A Christmas Carol. It reads:

Scrooge was better than his word. He did it all, and infinitely more; and to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, he was a second father. He became as good a friend, as good a master, and as good a man, as the good old city knew, or any other good old city,

Text from A Christmas Carol. It reads: Scrooge was better than his word. He did it all, and infinitely more; and to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, he was a second father. He became as good a friend, as good a master, and as good a man, as the good old city knew, or any other good old city,

The best thing about this moment is that it is exactly how Dickens wrote it.

24.12.2024 03:11 πŸ‘ 149 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
NY Times spelling bee screen grab. I attempted the word β€œcockfart.” I am 58 years old

NY Times spelling bee screen grab. I attempted the word β€œcockfart.” I am 58 years old

Was hoping for a Christmas miracle but no

18.12.2024 15:08 πŸ‘ 2545 πŸ” 131 πŸ’¬ 95 πŸ“Œ 6

Yeah I love how she gave us this story as if this wasn't what she'd been planning all along.

18.12.2024 16:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Korner Kitchen sign proclaiming Jesus Christ is born hot meatloaf.

Korner Kitchen sign proclaiming Jesus Christ is born hot meatloaf.

Meatloaf so tender and mild.

17.12.2024 22:34 πŸ‘ 1705 πŸ” 330 πŸ’¬ 86 πŸ“Œ 38
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The #horror! Oh, the #Humanity!

18.12.2024 09:48 πŸ‘ 672 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

She can point to policy and procedure all she wants, but in the end, she just needs to act like a nice person -- not see how far she can push things before she breaks the rules. Blaming others for not maintaining decorum is childish. Grow up Sue!

18.12.2024 03:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She asked for a list of rules on your show, a list of rules she shouldn't break. SMH. Someone needs to write her a guidebook on how not to be an asshole???? Tell me you had no friends in high school w o telling me you had no friends in high school.

18.12.2024 03:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Free Press reported her as seeking the Conservative nom. When I heard her on your show I thought you said PPC 🀣🀣 cause she gave them money and cause they'd fit her perfectly, with her convoy style gaslighting and deflection. She points at procedure when she should be pointing at herself.

18.12.2024 03:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Birds do it
Bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it
Let's shit on cars

17.12.2024 04:37 πŸ‘ 587 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4
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"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all."

-- Arthur C. Clarke, born #OTD 1917

16.12.2024 11:09 πŸ‘ 35733 πŸ” 8385 πŸ’¬ 970 πŸ“Œ 503

Playing Chapter 6 of RDR2 while sick with the flu *and* menstruating means a 100% guarantee of weeping. For the record, I have almost 3000 hours into this game. I know what's coming. It's still making me cry more than any other playthrough. #rdr2

16.12.2024 02:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Serious Man -- All Clive Scenes
A Serious Man -- All Clive Scenes YouTube video by coenesque

When your prof overlooks your AI generated essay to let you resubmit your work, it takes some real big ass balls to send in another AI generated essay.

Double down, kid. Double down.

youtu.be/Ze2gFeHtTUU?...

13.12.2024 19:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The new Dexter is terrible but I'm still gonna watch it.

13.12.2024 14:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Accurate. Repost if you agree.

09.12.2024 10:54 πŸ‘ 14840 πŸ” 4474 πŸ’¬ 305 πŸ“Œ 177
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Ontario's top court dismisses town's appeal over ruling that Sauble Beach belongs to First Nation | CBC News The province's top court has upheld a lower court's ruling that a strip of Sauble Beach, a popular Ontario tourist spot, has always belonged to a local First Nation.

This judge is amazing. It's so refreshing to see treaty rights being restored and land returned to its rightful owners. #landback

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

10.12.2024 10:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This book was written and published pre COVID dummies... πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ And the mini series was excellent. Different from the book but in some fascinating ways. A real course in adaptation, actually. I loved both.

06.12.2024 07:09 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the best diner in film #muppets

05.12.2024 14:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A perfect sleep podcast would just be the sound of college students fumbling through slide deck presentations.

02.12.2024 20:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're going to show your kid Game of Thrones, stop after the throne scene in the final episode, or you will find yourself in the company of a very angry teenager.

30.11.2024 05:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey college kids, didn't they teach you not to use Wikipedia as a research source in public school? Or at least high school? Has Ford fucked up our schools this badly?

28.11.2024 19:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When marking assignments, sometimes I just want to ask the student, "Were you homeschooled?" Sadly, I know they were just subjected to Ontario's eroded public education system.

28.11.2024 16:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1,000 a month. A year later, nearly half of participants said they had housing. Participants in Denver's basic-income program reported having more-secure housing, though results were similar in the trial and control groups.

Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1k/month. A year later, nearly half had housing.

They also had fewer ER visits, nights spent in a hospital, and jail stays.

The report estimates that this reduction in public service use SAVED the city $589k.
www.businessinsider.com/denver-basic...

26.11.2024 00:47 πŸ‘ 37062 πŸ” 12572 πŸ’¬ 717 πŸ“Œ 1250
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Honestly, I just can't take my special edition vinyl pressing of Supernatural by Santana off the turntable.

26.11.2024 03:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm enjoying following you and having no idea wtf you're talking about. It's like live updates from a bizarre party cruise.

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