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Scots taking notes. 📝

Really? I vaguely remember us having something like one in the early ‘90s at the education library at WSU 🤔.

Text from the daughter: I’ve been waiting 45 minutes for my dr. appt and people who came after me are being shown in. Should I ask at the desk?

Me: yes, remember when they forgot about you last summer.

Her: 😑 I was forgotten again.

Ich frag mich auch jedes Mal das ich ihm siehe wie er durchgekommen ist mit die Masken-Affäre.

People who go hiking in slightly misty weather as well (tested that for you). Slightly damp shirt and it’s like wet-sanding.

300 workers, but 700 LKWs? 🧐🤔.

She wanted her Disney Irish experience without actual living breathing locals.

My wife is Wahlhelferin tonight and is therefore missing a new Polizeiruf. My daughter and I have been live-updating nonsense clues in the family chat to her increasing annoyance. 🤭

No, they are ostensibly a cake that we would like. Carrot, Haselnuss, cheesecake, etc, but they all have something wrong. Like the cheesecake was done without a base, so was really just a runny cheesecake cream, the carrot was bitter, the Haselnuss is both dry and crumbly and incredibly dense. 🤷🏻‍♂️

For the sin of helping her out, the elderly neighbor has once again gifted us with a cake we do not like. I did not realize there was any cake we did not like, let alone the, let's see, I think the count is at around 6 now... 😵‍💫

A hand holding a package of scones in a kitchen with a black and white checkered floor.

A pink plate with a ham, egg, and cheese sarnie on a scone.

Aldi has scones, again. You know what that means…

He is distilled ‘racist uncle at the family gathering’.

At least make a copy of both to have on you. And maybe check out what a notarized copy would cost. 😬

The new one looks like crap. Was my first reaction on getting it last month. Compared to the old one (2016). It’s too gaudy.

While backpacking, my dad once got us up and rushed us to pack and get going because he misread his watch by four hours. We were not amused.

A phishing email from the ‘edekka’ group where the closing says ‘KING regards’.

Imagine going to all the work of setting up your fake domain, getting a hacked email contacts list from one of the targets. And then messing up the closing. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Finally a Macgyver reboot with a female lead.

I was going to say the date needs to be later, but see PCIe has been around since 2003 🤯

I’ll hold out for a promo spot of @scotthanson.de eating one.

Did you get to the port and see the pissing man statue?

Is that the IKEA Algot that they discontinued? I use the same in my office/lab spaces.

A grey box of pain. There is a baguette sticking out of it.

Anyone else need a box of pain?

A photo of some wildly clashing carpets at Singapores Changi airport.

And the clashing carpets are chef‘s kiss.

Is that a first? 🤔

Portentous photo of a staggering amount of wet heavy snow that needs shoveling from the Bürgersteig and driveway. It’s beckoning menacingly to the far photographer that has to do this task.

A now shoveled Bürgersteig and driveway. The snow is melting faster in places where the salty sweat of the highly annoyed shoveler dripped off their out of shape brow.

Before and after. I feel like I drove home from DD purely to shovel off the Bürgersteig and my and the elderly neighbors driveways as I’m leaving for Grenoble immediately after this. 😑

A desolate landscape of wet, heavy snow. A harbinger of backaches from having to shift the bloody stuff. When will this end.

This sucks.

A photo of an outbuilding in a snow-covered yard.

In home just in time to find out I’ll be shoveling the driveway out again tomorrow. I am so done with the snow. 😑

💡 missed that Lynne was outwith Franken

Is it frankisch? Or have they just made up a word to nerdswipe anyone who it triggers in to googling their website? All seos seem to point it to their website.

30 Mark.