It was already the Daily Mail comments section reborn. Now they're trying to replicate the rest of the paper.
14.03.2026 08:55
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It was already the Daily Mail comments section reborn. Now they're trying to replicate the rest of the paper.
I genuinely think this would liven up Parliament Square no end.
When the Tories retake power, they will replace this heinous new design with proud patriotic images of the vanquishing of the French at Agincourt: One Battle After An Otter
Up there with "I'm clear that"
Once a day it should issue a horrifying scream and plunge a giant spear through its own eye socket.
Interesting to see the ICO choose this moment to make a public callout for more age verification by social media.
ico.org.uk/about-the-ic...
Sadly exactly as expected
I’ve got a load of teenage and younger family in Australia, this chimes with them and their parents experience
A veneer of protection that gives false assurance to parents, schools and politicians is dangerous of and in itself
A backflip? No no, they should do a BARREL ROLL.
Geddit? Because oil comes in ba-
It's flat, so all we need to do is tilt it a bit and let the oil slide in the direction we want.
This guy can help he has awards, from army
I guess they're trying to achieve the highest possible TV ratings across the season. So a balanced competition and a good spread of star players who will feature in enough matches?
Auction design is beyond my ken, but I'm certainly curious why. I suppose you do have an actual job though.
Are people taking into account more recent form, or likely availability, or commercial benefits, or is it just the Root name overwhelming all?
It's the mirror image of people complaining about 'sportsball'. We should all be allowed to take joy where we find it.
(Personally I find that chore games, or mobile games with daily tasks, get old after a couple of weeks tops for me. But I do see the appeal of a calm moment.)
Would love to read your thoughts in more detail.
The only andouillete I've tried was disappointingly normal. Just a very rough-textured sausage. Perfectly fine. I almost would have preferred something horrifying just to have the story.
Somehow the sensible advice to use short, simple sentences where you can has turned into "imagine you're presenting Blue Peter."
You could almost literally just delete that first clause, and the "but", and leave a helpful, still easily understood sentence.
Let's go!
I've just had an amazing idea
In France, every urban area with more than 150,000 residents has a tram or metro. In Britain, we have 30 cities of this size with no rapid transit.
Hoarding power over transport in Westminster is making England's cities poorer.
Sign the petition: www.britainremade.co.uk/mayors_power...
She wants to eat like the common people,
She won't do, whatever seed oils do,
She wants to eat like the common people,
And cook with duck fat too-ee-oo-ee-ooooh
We are all confit now.
I'm still thinking about this.
-shudder-
Was chatting to the dad of one of my kid's friends at the weekend. Nice friendly guy. He told me that he won't cook with seed oils because they're what we used to make candles with, and he tries to cook with duck fat as much as possible now.
What has the internet done to us, man?
I take more pride than I should from the British Dennis being so much more of an actual menace.
I'm choosing to believe you're also 5'3 and have Sideshow Bob proportions.
The Annunciation set to Etta James' Tell Mama, yes.
I know we've already had plenty of modern re-workings of the Bible but I think the "Ray Liotta from Goodfellas" version could really bring it home.
My rough timeline:
If the Strait reopens in the coming week, we have weeks of energy market disruption ahead but things have settled by the Autumn.
If the Strait is closed for another 3/4 weeks we have months of disruption.
If the Strait is closed for longer things get very bad, very quickly.