junie sylvia 🌸

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pokopia font and title card but the ditto in the background is replaced by a slowpoke and the background is animal crossing on switch

surrounding cities too :)

update
they cooked

also, you can have a pet bird

calling all pits enjoyer

what makes a good pit picture

update

me, playing slay the spire 1, i die because of my dumbass decisions

me, playing slay the spire 2, i die because of my dumbass decisions

home sweet home

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it's been days and the last jjk episode is still seared in my brain

calling toronto people
how's the rent and life price over there?

wowwww of course he'll eat nukes without any prompting but every time i ask him to eat raven's landlord he just ignores me 😒

good timing i just shaved them

lunch

frumpkin, my orange cat, loves to fuck things up on stuff he knows it will require my attention

soooo, i deliberately put decoys so he focuses on those while i look fake annoyed

wait wait wait, cat, don't, don't fucking lunch the nuclear codes

no no no, don't don't ----

caramelized wife 🥰

you know what, fuck you *onionizes your dick and starts peeling off all the layers*

i have been rawdogging adhd for years because my meds were too expensive
now, i get an alternative so it should be cheaper

i really wonder what's going to happen to my brain
who knows
i might kill god again

would my brain stop slapping my face hard when i think i forgot my glasses?

wellll, not today

my biggest hope is for spring to arrive early

then, when my wife visits, she will teach me softball again

which meannnnnnssss

i get to see her run in leggings and sports bra

she's so hot

it must feel really great to be guts when you get rearranged

BREAKING NEWS: genies are not in lamps anymore

to summon one, you need to blow three times on a girl's foreskin and poooof

i can't believe you would just steal my job like that 😭

call me jörmungandr with the way i keep the world safe by sucking my own dick

you see my king, your next in line is not who you think

my liege, i am sorry, when i was on clean up duty, i -- no, i didn't do anything with your mistresses... your crown.... i slipped and... i fucked your crown

the true heir is the cum stain, my apologies my king

- watching survivor 50 has been pretty fun

you mean, just watching jonathan lifting stuff and being full of mud?

- no

he could probably throw you 20 feet off the air

- no, i wasn't thinking that

or crush you like a can

- still no, i was actually thinking all of this at once, fuck you

real patriots attach a flag on their dicks so they never miss a morning salute 🫡

#patriot #itsnotsmall,itsaverage #thickblueline

evilllllllllllllllllllllllll

my wife can never be mad at me because she can't pronounce my full name

L + learn to roll your r + i am a sweetheart+ i am not