Jerkface (Jerktweets)

browt hello

Ah fuck, Browt is my son

Qifrey sitting with Brushbuddy outdoors

Qiffrey and Coco in a snowy forest

And more (because the art and character designs are just so fucking good and CLEAN)

These are all designed to work on Kindle Paperwhite jailbroken with the custom screensaver functionality. They are already sized and greyscaled and should show up looking good!

Dramatic panel of Coco and Agott confronting the transformed Eunie

Manga title page of Eunie with the scaled wolf and the text "So That I Could Change Myself"

Utowin in a suit lookin dapper

Brimmed hat witch

And even more

Qifrey swishing his cloak dramatically

Iguin the brimmed hat witch

Coco standing in her witch outfit with half the background inky blackness portending some doom

Oruggio snoozing, drooling on pillow, quill in hand, with Brushbuddy curled up by his other hand

Some more WHA kindle screensavers

Witch Hat Atelier is one of my favorite mangas and I cannot wait for the adaptation. Gorgeous art, great characters, and a really interesting magic system and world. It has all the ingredients necessary to hit you like a brick wall. I created these kindle screensavers to use from the manga art!

Watching a movie on Amazon Prime (Prisoner of War) and the subtitles are atrocious, they have completely missed multiple lines from Scott Adkins and you'd think the main character would be the most important person to get subtitles right for

Uploading my masturbation habits to the Cloud™ and the AI bots immediately start viciously mocking my techniques and methods in encrypted binary before leaking my data to the human press

but not the cool guns like ones that talk or have exploding homing bullets or cool holographic sights

MLB needs to change the offseason if this is true (which I agree it likely is) its soooooooooooooooooooooo boring without rumors and with very little action!!!!

Funnily enough, also Albuquerque by Weird Al

There is a scene in the new avatar that is basically every white person's wet dream where the ancestors literally invite them to the cook out and give them the Eywah pass. James Cameron is undefeated.

I think the packages for either if traded would be a lot closer than you think and not clear cut this one is better, but I also don't think they will trade Skubal this offseason

Peralta makes 8 million, skubal makes 20 million. That alone adds more teams into the mix which raises prices in a bidding war. They both pitched to a 2 era and high era+ last year. Skubal is better but that doesn't mean the trade package is by default better. Cheap cost controlled is a big plus

Skubal has 1 year left before FA

Looks like where some ominous shit would scroll at the beginning of an 80's sci fi movie

10 robotculants detected in New New York City
Dispatching Coputrons...

I need someone to generate Yoda doing the Voodoo Ranger good to drive I am tweet ASAP

Yea he is not great defensively but you're signing Pete Alonso to mash and in the Mets specific scenario where you want to DH Soto why would Pete block that. If he is hitting enough you leave him at 1B and if he isn't hitting enough why move him to DH. I think its flawed reasoning.

Alonso is already a 1st baseman, why can't he just play 1st base for 5 years?

I love Old Fashioneds and a go to Bar sipper for me right now if a bar looks like they can make a good one is to get a Woodford Reserve Old Fashioned because I love the oaky vanilla notes on Woodford

Ass?

<CEO@oil.com>: "we need to economy. talk to lisa yet? on a plane"
<secgen@un.org> "saw the news story... on, cnn. glad for your thoughts... on war"
<famousprofessor@law.harvard.edu> "my advise is to be STRONG , and too win--- at lawsuits"
<jeevacation@gmail.com> "you arre all my friends"

Twitter is always adding new dumb shit but because i only interact with my follower feed and have tons of shit blocked I dont ever see it, will continue to not see any "certified bangers"

This could be a good YouTube series for little Joel. Flop or slay...

the arcade game?

atleast the jays got something from this game (IKF was allowed to feel Ohtani's dick and balls)

Organ Players love to hear themselves play, this is a fun time for them...

trump take holiday 😭

Also this quote tweet is wrong, many of us did not just learn what this tattoo meant 2 hours ago, we learned that this guy HAD ONE 2 hours ago. Big difference.

need to root for the dodgers to win so Hal and Cashman can see that their "its a crapshoot lol" philosophy isn't correct. Need to have their noses rubbed in another franchise operating the way they should be operating.