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Can't beat being up against the stage in a 350-person capacity club!

11.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Was great to finally see The Brian Jonestown Massacre live last night, and in Honolulu of all places! Super cool venue

11.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Three episodes into S2 of The Traitors UK, and the thing I'm most horrified by is the consistent misuse of "yourself" instead of just "you" by so many of them.

10.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everything started to fall apart when we asked for the Mexican pizza to come back

09.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

Using a Star Trek GIF, post where you’re at right now

09.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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happy 40th birthday to Highlander, one of my favorite movies of all time

07.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 557 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 24
Charlie from It’s Always Sunny in the iconic conspiracy theorist meme

Charlie from It’s Always Sunny in the iconic conspiracy theorist meme

International Women’s Day? On the same day they take an hour away?????

08.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 303 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

DON’T FUCKING WARN THEM JUST DO IT

08.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 959 πŸ” 237 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 17091 πŸ” 3389 πŸ’¬ 202 πŸ“Œ 119

IF Gavin Newsom is on a ballot

THEN me and many others will refuse to vote for him

THEREFORE instead of bitching at me and others like me

YOU should take the *years* you have and make sure that doesn't happen if you actually fucking care

BECAUSE my position is immutable

07.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 4271 πŸ” 1094 πŸ’¬ 114 πŸ“Œ 101

The reality of Platner (which I wish his supporters would acknowledge) is that the best case scenario is that he's deeply stupid

06.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Made these puff pastries with ground lamb, caramelized onions, and roasted potatoes tonight, and they're incredible. And so easy. www.sizzlingeats.com/beef-puff-pa...

06.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Steve-O was on Joe Rogan's show trying to defend trans people and Rogan went off, he called trans people "fucking perverts" and "mass shooters" who have done the majority of school shootings.

Completely unhinged bigotry paid for by your Spotify subscriptions.

05.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 3884 πŸ” 865 πŸ’¬ 215 πŸ“Œ 293

Ladies and gentlethems,

What did Graham Platner cover his Totenkopf tattoo with?

...but a Norse Fenrir and a Celtic knot.

All absolutely shittily rendered for a wealthy man.

It's a white racist trash ass cover up I puh romiss yinz.

So I know he went to some low/mid-key white supremacist shop.

05.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cricket’s revenge.

05.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 15502 πŸ” 3063 πŸ’¬ 622 πŸ“Œ 181

If you use generative AI willingly, if you engage in cryptocurrencies willingly, if you need ChatGPT to type out your emails and live your simulation of an actual life then you have compromised your soul unblinkingly and are someone who simply chooses to feed the beast for your own convenience.

05.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 281 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Post an iconic horror movie image.

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Post an iconic horror movie image.

05.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 13

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

04.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 9983 πŸ” 1235 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 41

12 hours post-first Shingles vaccine, and nothing more than a sore shoulder similar to the COVID shots. That's a relief.

03.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

anyway there's no reason to be on substack

you can leave the nazi bar any time

you aren't making the nazi bar less nazi by hanging out with the nazis

the nazis just think it's cute you're buying their drinks

and you're doing a grave disservice to the readers who don't yet know the difference

03.03.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 344 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3
Toad is buried under the covers in bed.

From "Spring"
In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

Toad is buried under the covers in bed. From "Spring" In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

Toad went back into the house. He got into bed and pulled the covers over his head again.

03.03.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 643 πŸ” 195 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 30

Supporting Platner at this point isn't just some hapless strategic miscalculation, it's indicative of deep moral rot.

02.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 252 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 2

Either Platner's a Nazi or he accidentally got a Nazi tattoo & kept it for almost 20 years, accidentally RT'd a guy who recently proposed a "final solution" for American Jews, & accidentally went on the podcast of a guy who thinks Israel killed JFK. If he's not a Nazi, HE'S EXTREMELY NOT BRIGHT.

02.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 526 πŸ” 128 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 7

The Falls and Cracker Island make it very clear that Albarn is capable of making very bad music.

01.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gorillaz album rankings, best to worst, after three listens to The Mountain:

Demon Days
Plastic Beach
The Mountain
Self-Titled
Humanz
Song Machine
The Now Now
Cracker Island
The Fall

Fuck The Fall forever and ever.

*Rankings subject to change

01.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet on X by Amir Kiyae reads: 

Strikes on Iran appear to have hit the home where opposition leaders Mir-Hossein Mousavi and Zahra Rahnavard have been held under house arrest - both are reported safe, but their residence was damaged. Former President Ahmadineiad's home was also targeted. Israel has stated it is targeting Iranian leaders "past, present, and future." This follows previous Israeli strikes on Evin Prison. Draw your own conclusions,

Tweet on X by Amir Kiyae reads: Strikes on Iran appear to have hit the home where opposition leaders Mir-Hossein Mousavi and Zahra Rahnavard have been held under house arrest - both are reported safe, but their residence was damaged. Former President Ahmadineiad's home was also targeted. Israel has stated it is targeting Iranian leaders "past, present, and future." This follows previous Israeli strikes on Evin Prison. Draw your own conclusions,

Home of reformist opposition leaders from 2009 Green Movement, Mir-Hossein Mousavi and Zahra Rahnavard was also hit by Israeli/US strikes. They have been under house arrest by the regime for over a decade.

28.02.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 1390 πŸ” 562 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 111

Reminder that now, when you use ChatGPT, you’ll be directly contributing to the deaths of anyone the US military kills not just those being poisoned by their data centers

28.02.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 240 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

People really struggling with the idea that the Iranian government sucks but we shouldn't be bombing them can both be true, eh?

28.02.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 7787 πŸ” 1147 πŸ’¬ 148 πŸ“Œ 92

We're murdering our children at home and abroad. It's reprehensible.

28.02.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 512 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0