Nugget

My son is 2!

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It's nerd boy season!

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Wunk

Every time I revisit any show it's like, "There was a coherent storyline?... They have NAMES??"

No that wasn't me. Nope wasn't there -- still not me. Yes I'm sure. This has been a great conversation.

I had an idea that was so stupid I had to make it.

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A guy kneeled down on his bed hoisting a pillow over his shoulder, which would look totally sick if it was a bundle of firewood or something.

Gonna do this again but like... With a bundle of firewood or something. That would be sick.

Hehe. Nice pun.

Hahahahaha

Raise *my* standards? Whoa buddy show me some disrespect (I'll cum).

Thinking about your dad's hole

Have you tried Notion? I like that it's intuitive and organized. If you type "[]" or "*" or "---" followed by a space, it becomes a checklist, bullet point, or divider line. Searching and linking notes is really easy. And unlike with Obsidian you don't need to learn markdown.

Happy place

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I don't really have any other socials to share this to, but as of today I've officially done more French conjugations than anyone on this website. Please clap 🥺.

"Well who smeerio'd in YOUR cheerios?"

I never post enough bootycheek

This is my equivalent to "bear face", but for vacation.

Déshabille-moi comme une de tes bananes françaises

The way he's whimpering 🤤

Ok, now what?

"Absolute Cinema"

Tiny hat!!

Messaging a single "?" is an insta-block in any situation. And if you're over 40 and still doing this... I don't know what to tell you.

I might need longer arms.

horsegiirL is becoming a critical part of my hangover/setatonin regimen.

Hello Bluesky