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Official Account of Grim Reaper #Steve. I was BlueSky's first part-time drug dealer. Proud Cat dad. Super Nerd. No Nipple Play. Long Walks on the beach with our safe nipples out. He/They is fine Problematic Comedian slash Social Commentator

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Asus ROG Ally 2023 and an Xbox controller

Asus ROG Ally 2023 and an Xbox controller

This thing is respectably good at its job so far, running stock SteamOS

12.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, wow. 🀯

11.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Here's a picture I took 7 years ago in Times Square

10.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 5427 πŸ” 627 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 0

A couple of months ago I unsubscribed from every WhatCulture channel on YT and my life has been so much better for it. Same with a lot of Drag Race recaps.

Why the hell am I paying to watch other people talk about TV? I literally do not care what other people think about TV anymore.

11.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I came here to say this too, good advice

11.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Queer People of Olympia love casually volunteering to me how little money they have in their bank account. Like what.

I just wanted this cherry Red Bull and some Doritos. 😩

11.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is smiling while holding her hair in her hand and says `` hold my weave '' . ALT: a woman is smiling while holding her hair in her hand and says `` hold my weave '' .

Start a fight and yell it at her

10.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This was a good answer, I bet the tattoo parlor next to me does piercings. I should ask them! I bet they would have something pure metal I could rock for 20 more years lol

The piercing is smooth and shiny and has never given me issues but it just kinda hit me that it’s getting pretty old πŸ€”

10.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you want to build a sense of community, just drop a 7-11 next to a dispensary and develop a bad habit (of choice). It’s the one thing I cherished in Denver. I just knew everybody in a two mile radius. I was never allowed to be β€œoff” anywhere I went because I was going to be seen.

I miss that.

10.03.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah but like, was this earring supposed to last two decades? I honestly forget it’s in my ear so I never think β€œhuh should I buy more than one earring?” I have to assume nothing I buy today is going to last until I die, right? Am I wearing an antique of better days? 😭

10.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve had the same cart piercing, and stainless steel ring, in my ear for like 20 years. I clean it regularly but I often wonder if I was supposed to buy a new one at some point? How long are these things good for?

I’m genuinely curious what other millennials have done with long term piercings?

10.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You ARE God, made from the actual Holy Spirit, meaning there can be no punishment for mistakes that wouldn’t also apply to God.

God just wants you to come back with a good story when you die, no harm no foul.

TLDR; God wants you to recite all the times you sharted then come back and do it again.

10.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She makes all the costumes now

10.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They texted me that they reopened the phone line for Super Mario Plumbing. It’s almost like having Charlie Day’s phone number! I’m excited for this movie.

09.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think you just invented modern timeshares

09.03.2026 06:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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In one week I started playing FF9, Soul Blazer, Super Mario World, PokΓ©mon Fire Red, and Mega Man Legends. I’m still playing the final hours of Suikoden IV

Why do I do this to myself? The ADHD video game roulette is real folks, and Retro Achievements just fuels it. Modern games? Never heard of β€˜em.

09.03.2026 06:32 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Google AI says you’re menopausal but honestly it could be iron, zinc, or even a B12 deficiency. My body requires a lot of B12 and complete proteins (which is expensive) so it might just be something you need to see a doctor for to identify. Lightheadedness can be a sure sign there is something off.

09.03.2026 06:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fortnite needs 8gb of RAM

08.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The new MacBook being 8gb of RAM is a con job against it’s own customers and I refuse to back down about it.

08.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This was the middle of the road option and it feels a lot like buying a used car.

#poorforever

07.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Apparently in addition to paying half a paycheck for the Asus ROG Ally Reddit recommends:

checking the CPU heat sink to make sure there isn’t plastic?!? instead of thermal paste?!?

check the SD card slot for melting or failure

replace the battery, thumb sticks, AND the entire backplate

Jfc Asus

07.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a room . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a room .

I’m so happy that my numbers were okay, I got to spend the entire work meeting this morning pretending like I actually do my job.

Ty work for the free bagels and not yelling at me for not selling credit cards or insurance.

07.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I spent $500 to play Fable and Skyrim again I have no idea what he’s talking about πŸ€”

07.03.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The cut to Darlene’s face when they said they liked Nini’s orange body suit deserves an Emmy this year.

07.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s going to be fine, or we move back to Detroit. I don’t want to do that but if we have to we have to.

Let’s make it work for a year or two more.

07.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I caved and ordered an Asus ROG Ally Z1e open box from Best Buy. I got a good deal all things considered, but now I’m on the fence if I want to keep my Switch 2.

I hate hoarding game consoles now that I’m older, but I’m also FOMO about getting rid of anything video game related.

Fml πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

07.03.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The day after DHS Kristi Dog-Killer Noem got busted for giving away $143 Million to a fake company Trump just axed her and replaced her with an even worse asshole.

05.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It did thank you πŸ™

05.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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*Screams*

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05.03.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorry that happened to you too

04.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0