Marie

‘Snowicane’ is a new one for us, too.

I don’t know how it’s possible, but I am in a state of simultaneously having too many charging cables and not enough charging cables.

Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.

Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

“There is dust on your chairs.”

“Tomorrow,” said Toad.

“Your windows need scrubbing,” said Frog. “Your plants need watering.”

“Tomorrow!” cried Toad. “I will do it all tomorrow!”

Kinda bullshit that only Phils get their own harmonic orchestras.

[me paying my Bills]
Me: here you go
Bill: thanks
Bill: thanks
Bill: thanks
Bill: thanks

I thought it might have been how the shower pee appears in the shower basin due to the raised non-slip basin thingies. Because I was thinking along the pissing in the shower lines, not along the shitting in the shower lines! If live-shitting becomes a thing, I've bookmarked!!! Jayzis, dudes!!!

Thank you, and also ewwwwwww and duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!!!!

A squirrel eating a white mushroom on the ground

A squirrel eating a white mushroom on a log

A squirrel eating a white mushroom on a log

A squirrel eating a brown mushroom in a tree

I want you to know that squirrels eat mushrooms

This is your annual reminder

one mood away from getting a tattoo that says eyebrows on my forehead

I've got a good feeling about this bank of mysterious fog moving against the wind to blanket our isolated small town.

I’m clean as a whistle. A filthy disgusting whistle

the stockings were hung by the chimney with reckless abandon

one was on the floor. another one, no one knows where it ended up

me: don’t mind me, I’m just taking a gander

petting zoo employee: please put the goose down

Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad

Mogwai

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

“Whoever stole the purple marker, please return it!” written in green on a whiteboard. “No!” is written in purple below it.

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

Group = Space Hippies, I just found out!!! Brilliant!!

Indeed!! Reminds me of, and explored in, the TOS episode with the group looking for the Eden planet. "We reach, brother!!"

Kind-hearted!!! Also, do I see "yeasty" in there, hahaha!!

MC Untouchable - Untouchables Theme (Original Scratch Mix) [UK - Golden Age Hip Hop, Turntablism] (1989)

MC Untouchable - Untouchables Theme (Original Scratch Mix) [UK - Golden Age Hip Hop, Turntablism] (1989)
https://redd.it/pdd8ns
https://youtu.be/VZr3yERz6qc

Breaking: friend forgot name for Columbo, called him Diploma

Livestream!!!!!!! 😁

Ok, pls tell me what a waffle stomp is? I think I can visualise, but am not certain I'm correct!!

skabetoard

The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little."

‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”

So a napkin is a little tablecloth.

10/10, no notes.

“Gone away is the blue bird, here to stay is the new bird”?

I’m sorry, no. Nice try, but fuck you, Doug, you’re not my real bird and you never will be.

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