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biscuit troll. history's greatest lover.

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better or worse than an amtrak steamed ham?

11.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Some Serious Gourmet Shit": Coffee In The Films Of Quentin Tarantino | Sprudge Coffee Coffee's appearance in Tarantino movies is often a portend of bad things to come.

a trope Tarantino loves is "people drinking coffee just before shit goes down" and to my mind Hateful Eight is the best example of that trope sprudge.com/some-serious...

11.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

11.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 6911 πŸ” 1907 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 143

It's 3/11 today and that means that you're civically required to report every pothole, broken street light, or other minor municipal code violation you can find to the city

11.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

This was the attorney representing DHS/ICE here in Minnesota who told a judge β€œthe system sucks, this job sucks” and wanted to be held in contempt so she could get some sleep.

Proposed campaign slogan β€œJulie Le: Oh Great, I Get to Deal With Even More Fucking Bullshit”

11.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4

*90s Dennis Miller voice* look babe if I wanted to be complimented on my loads I’d just go back on Grindr for an evening.

10.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
PirraΓ§a is not the word used to describe a teen throwing a firecracker into a toilet, that word would be travessura. PirraΓ§a is the word used when a child throws a tantrum, or when a troll posts something to make you mad, or when two socialists start screaming at each other over their respective definitions of what β€œworking class” means.

PirraΓ§a is not the word used to describe a teen throwing a firecracker into a toilet, that word would be travessura. PirraΓ§a is the word used when a child throws a tantrum, or when a troll posts something to make you mad, or when two socialists start screaming at each other over their respective definitions of what β€œworking class” means.

Do I know any Brazilian Portuguese speakers? I need to make sure this paragraph passes the smell test.

10.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I try my best not to be a pedant and also deeply realize that usage dictates language and not the other way around, but I just saw someone refer to a PS1 game as "analog tech" and this may be the thing that brings me to the dark side.

10.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
A text from Leeman saying β€œthere’s some british dongs in this film”

A text from Leeman saying β€œthere’s some british dongs in this film”

A screenshot of IMDb saying β€œDirector Ken Russell”

A screenshot of IMDb saying β€œDirector Ken Russell”

Pam from the Office’s β€œthey’re the same picture” meme.

Pam from the Office’s β€œthey’re the same picture” meme.

Chatting with @leemankessler.com

10.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Blitz ruled!

10.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Rico Charges @NoChorus
Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up.
5:49 PM β€’ Sep 29, 2021

[replying]

Rico Charges @NoChorus β€’ Sep 29, 2021
My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people who profess to like it.

Rico Charges @NoChorus Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up. 5:49 PM β€’ Sep 29, 2021 [replying] Rico Charges @NoChorus β€’ Sep 29, 2021 My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people who profess to like it.

01.01.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 280 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

when @aduralde.bsky.social reviewed "Wuthering Heights" and said it was a huge mess and more camp than classic lit, Rotten Tomatoes said he had panned it, but knowing his work I read that and thought "oh no, he's endorsing this film, just in his own particular way"

10.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

they got nuclear reactors at McDonalds?

10.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
I Bought a Headache
I Bought a Headache YouTube video by The Replacements - Topic

amazingly neither is a link to where I would have gone: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRQF...

10.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great. You, too, do not see my sister as being a real woman. I love to hear it.

10.03.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.

hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

10.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 2535 πŸ” 366 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 13

to any locals (or beyond) who are getting owned by the gasoline bill who are interested in reducing their vehicle miles travelled β€” I have been de facto car free for the past 2 years after an evolution in that direction for the past 5. HMU if you want tips or tricks.

10.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

marvelous. you reckon anyone will give me the side eye if I get in line alone and my wife joins me?

10.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

not my question but good to know.

The Major and I are attempting to have a fish fry and a Main Cinema date night on Friday. What do you reckon is the optimal time to arrive if we hope to get to The Main by 7:00?

10.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if you have been to the Ukrainian Society Fish Fry this year I have questions for you

10.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have questions about the Ukranian Fish Fry

10.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Post from @antlervel.vet quoting a post from @genna.bsky.social. The quoted post reads β€œthey have a category that’s just called β€˜gay’ and Stuart Little is in it for some reason” Stella’s post reads β€œWhat do you mean β€˜for some reason’”

Post from @antlervel.vet quoting a post from @genna.bsky.social. The quoted post reads β€œthey have a category that’s just called β€˜gay’ and Stuart Little is in it for some reason” Stella’s post reads β€œWhat do you mean β€˜for some reason’”

Blue Moon (2025)

10.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

fun fact: while researching the earliest known methods of making coffee for my job I found out that there were people writing into magazines about how pourover coffee is better as far back as 1814

09.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

very probable I saw that post and put in a calendar reminder for this year

09.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've made my point and you can go fuck yourself

09.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hop skip and a jump later you're at "no trans women in public" aka "trans women aren't real, they're men in dresses" which is horseshit, just like Gavin Newsom and just like you. Fix your heart.

09.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

and "no trans women in women's prisons" despite every bit of evidence showing how unsafe any woman is in a men's prison.

09.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

then it's easier to say "no trans women in women's shelters" despite the astonishing rates of domestic violence against trans women.

09.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

making the giant sweeping statement "no trans athletes period" strips individual leagues of their autonomy and exists only to invalidate trans people as a category. it's there to create a wedge. It's there to make you think that a trans woman isn't a "real" woman.

09.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0