Katya

Maybe I’m not overthinking, maybe I’m just regular thinking about stuff that shouldn’t be happening

It's funny that midlife crises were once a thing at all. Like "oh he's disillusioned with the world and unsure what he wants out of life and buying things he doesn't need just to feel an ounce of joy because the things he was promised as a child don’t really exist anymore” like that is just Thursday

is anyone else just really depressed about all this shit? ugh

I haven’t had to water my plants in a couple weeks, thanks to all the rain!

I'm just saying it feels like this level of sustained anxiety should be burning more calories than this

Portuguese irritates me because it sounds like I should be able to understand it, but no, that is not one of the 2.25 languages I speak.

Im going to need Sinners to win multiple awards please.

Listening to a podcast about Medusa, and my brain keeps interpreting “Medusa’s gaze” as “Medusa’s gays” and I would super watch that TV show.

Welp now I’ve got Jesus Christ Superstar stuck in my head. That’s gonna be in there for a while.

My suspension of disbelief can handle a lot of things except apparently main characters not wearing hats in a snowstorm.

#goals

It’s so weird how we’re all just working like this is still a normal country.

Things I miss about the Southwest: big open skies, driving thru rock formations, gorgeous mountains, pink sunsets.
Things I do not miss about the Southwest: Getting a big ol face full of sand when I get out of the car.

Im gonna read some Stephen Hawking. At 9 o’clock at night. While I’m slightly buzzed. This is a great plan.

I just cleaned off my dresser and called in my tween to look & tell me I did a good job. Why do we stop that in childhood? It feels real good when someone tells you how nice it looks.

How are there like three really strong candy holidays and no cheese holiday

Oops 😬

Why is my air conditioner on in February? This timeline sucks.

Welp, I have now reached the age where a software update completely derails my ability to use a computer.

Once I learn how to regulate my trauma responses, effectively communicate my emotions, pay off all my debts, and finally reconcile the existential madness that is modern life, it’s over for you bitches

Finally got around to watching Don’t Look Up, and man they really nailed that one huh

The road to fascism is paved with centrists screaming “he can’t do that because of the law”

Hm. Did not expect looking out my front door this morning to trigger Uri 2021 panic, but here we are.

1830’s fashion was fucking wild. Anyway, go see Nosferatu.

Same Jorts, same

I’m trying to eat healthily but there’s still so much cheese in the fridge. And it’s illegal to throw cheese away. Not sure what to do.

I guess I’m going to have to eat the cheese.

Yes. I am now actively eating the cheese.

One Hundred Years of Solitude is great but I’m peeved that Netflix defaults to the English dub like I am incapable of enjoying a show in a different language.

I was sad so I made some lasagna soup and apparently that fixes everything.

Gisèle Pelicot is a badass and nobody in America is talking about it.

A big celebratory Christmas is great but there is NOTHING better than a full goblin mode Christmas. Pajamas, blankets, junk food, movie marathons, crumpled wrapping paper up to your ankles and no plans to clean anything including yourself up until it’s not Christmas again. The best.