Emily Allura

*Descending slide whistle noises.*

Have you heard of Timberborn?

That's part of why I opted for an orchi when I did, too. I still want The Works™ eventually, but it was still a huge improvement for a lot less money and minimal recovery time.

Kurzgesagt morning for you too?

"Just play Soj like a good little hitscan."

—Aaron Keller, probably

Maybe we just need bigger ants.

i think you should be able to buy hormones at the gas station for $5

I was gonna suggest an air horn but that might be too close to explosions.

The Amani oughta give their cousins a bit more respect too considering I stuck my neck out for them at the beginning of that quest line.

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

Bisexual in that I'm attracted to all women and Garrus Vakarian.

I have a lot of fond memories watching Mythbusters and Iron Chef with my mom.

This is definitely in my future, but I need more room budget and some Midnight items to start realizing my vision.

I prefer to run her down on Ram.

i'm so tired of being on edge all of the time. i just don't like that there are so many institutional structures hellbent on pushing transphobia and so many actors within those structures see us as nothing more than a topic to prod at and generate revenue from frothing bigots.

Five years on hormones today. I can't believe it's already been half a decade.

Me before the Epstein files:
"This is going to be fucked up, hope it takes down Trump."

Me after the Epstein files:
"Every aspect of pop culture and most politics since the 90s has been controlled by violent supremacist paedophiles. It pervades every inch of our lives and they call US degenerate."

It's almost annoying having to keep buying new bras.

I'm coming up on 5 years and I felt that familiar soreness *last week.*

So much of what they tell us feels intentionally misleading.

Same. It really is perfect.

No that's not allowed. People born when I graduated high school can't possibly be adults.

"i cAn'T TaKe Hrt bECauSE i'M Not sure YeT iF I'm reAlly traNs!"

Have all of my posts about cis boys taking HRT meant nothing to you??? Seize the day!

My neck feels extremely biteable tonight.

How long until my ears start coming in?

Hell yeah!

Omnic Crisis* I hate my autocorrect.

If Blizzard ever decides to do PvE in the Overwatch universe again something that plays like Helldivers set during the Omni Crisis would go incredibly hard.

USA v Germany looks way too much like a Rangers/Bruins game when I'm just taking quick glances.

i'm older than the DHS and have never seen it do anything good for The Average American (whatever that means) in my entire life. i have seen it be a big racism lever that every administration loves to pull like that dril tweet tho