in line at the movie theater and the concessions guy asked a lady in front of me about her least favorite of this year’s oscar noms. she laid into F1. “worst movie i’ve seen in years! unbearable!” then the guy from the ticket counter SPRINTED down the hall and shouted in her face “F1 MADE ME CRY!”
Annihilation (Alex Garland, 2018)
Don Draper getting wasted at the bar.
coworker told me MGMT was "a little before my time."
It was not until the credits rolled that I put together that the two characters were called Arco & Iris… Or arcoíris (🌈) in Spanish.
sweden is so scary. at any moment you might be subjected to electro-swing music against your will
Who’s out here bragging about an ICQ number higher than six digits? smh
How It's Made is a hit in our household. Anything food-related is usually the highlight of the episode.
The metagame we play is trying to guess how much that specific item is worth.
DVD cover of the PBS cooking series The Complete Pépin in a palette of burgundy, green, orange, and blue
Picture of a sock with a similar color palette
Might make a statement and wear my Complete Pépin socks tomorrow.
Important to get the shape of the fo'c'sle right.
fruit of the loom’s 12 oz cotton jersey “suit pack.”
the suit itself looks to be a navy double breasted jacket and pleated trousers.
two men modeling the suit in question. looks a little overly relaxed to me but, hey, it came in a pack.
japanese menswear technology is going places the american mind can’t even fathom
Always referred to it as the Portal cow swamp, due to the trunk’s coloring.
If it was a good or better corral, perhaps they would not have resorted to a gunfight to settle their differences.
sometimes I discover in the morning that an airpod is not recharged despite being in its little bed all night, and I'm like we are not so different you and I
If you forgot to pack the dosage cup for your kid’s antibiotic, a disposable half and half cup from the hotel’s coffee station will do in a pinch.
generative AI out there performing tasks in return for 40 gallons of water and yer first born heir that i can do for a bite of a ham sandwich and a dixie cup of water. what a timeline.
writing online is having a little devil on your shoulder showing you that of the 10000000 eyeballs passing over you, 1 bothered to give it a heart. making things for the real world is knowing that you have put a message in a bottle and letting the heavenly ocean carry that part of you away forever.
Hollywood Reporter headline: Harmony Korine Avoids Books, Doesn’t See Movies and Thinks AI Is the Art Form That Holds the Most Promise The provocateur director is feeling his artistic oats. It's just that the art isn't cinema. Below is a photo of Harmony Korine attending the premiere of his last film two years ago, which garnered 4.7 stars (out of 10) on the we site IMDB.com
This is maybe the best PSA for ensuring you read plenty and see lots of movies.
every day they invent a new bravo housewife and pretend they’ve always been famous just to confuse me
so you need some sensitive information, huh?
*biting into an uncooked hot dog like its a slim jim*
you came to the right guy
so sick to have a pile of vapid dogshit ai ads contrasted by a million puerto ricans living life in full color.
Why did all those QBs walk out to the same music you use to introduce your wedding party?
I would be so much more excited about the Winter Olympics if SSX Tricky and SSX3 were available remastered on consoles.
Recom Quaritch Kubrick-facing in a tactical vest
Nathan Fielder rehearsal Kubrick-facing in his nerd tactical vest
“This series by a perfectionist Canadian nerd is so eerily meticulously produced that I literally can’t tell if any of the stuff I’m seeing is real or not”
lmk when you get a fishing boat and want to charter it to look at and touch fish
very well then. send as many men as you can spare. and fresh horses for all of them
(covering the phone and leaning over to talk to my wife, the queen) an egg fell. off a wall
“Fit But You Know It” still a fantastic record.
Highly recommend incurring the costs of being a gamer (consoles, games) then finding 30 minutes to play one evening, spending half of that time setting up the game or character or whatever, then becoming so befuddled at the tutorial that you go read a book instead.
Do this weekly, if possible.
Cheese… and hear me out on this… as a topping for other food.
Yup! All the adapters for sale are word salad brands (for obvious reasons) but they seem to work.
I know people also use Dewalt/Dyson adapters.
