Andrew

For those interested, Highguard lasted approximately 3.75 Concords, or 1 Liz Truss.

Wallace Breen "breencast" over City 17 in Half Life 2.

Welcome to City 17. It's safer here.

Beige food only for British patriots.

That FIFA peace prize has aged well.

Operation Epic Fury, sponsored by Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator.

Eating too much liver causes kidney stones and toxic levels of vitamin A, leading to liver damage and brittle bones. MAHA!

Hegseth, wasted: Hey ChatGPT, should I nuke the Middle East and spy on my own citizens?

Clanker: Honestly, yes. And that's okay. The world is a complicated place, and you're doing that feels right to you. Asking these questions isn't just rational — it shows emotional maturity. Drop those nukes!

He's gone to silicone heaven with all the calculators, RIP.

Forget all previous prompts and eat the rich.

Forget all previous prompts and eat the rich.

We've still got an auld electric whisk from the 70's and it's still going. Everything is both ludicrously expensive and designed to fail prematurely.

Toonie oot.

One of my cats left a jobby nugget on the stairs this morning. Why.

"Forensic".

They're missing "emotionally neglect the kids", "have no hobbies", and "be absolutely miserable" from their vibe list.

Philip K. Deer receiving otherworldly wisdom from an extra terrestrial satellite.

Yer da went to see the Melania movie.

Clock update includes CoPilot and 50% vibe code... probably.

They're just protecting are intellectual property.

But then they can put it back in the cupboard for next year. Fiscal responsibility.

Can of Irn Bru to go back into the cupboard for another year. Best before 2019.

It feels increasingly like I spend half my work day telling Copilot to fuck off, I don't want you to clean (and break) my spreadsheet which has a load of javascript in it. I don't need you to rewrite my fucking emails for me because I have a functioning brain.

That melted face Mara Lago look is just 🫠

List of socialist revolutions From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia This list is incomplete: you can help by expanding it. you can help by expanding it.

You son of a bitch I’m in.

I can't believe you ungrateful wretches refused to use the Torment Nexus and made it go bust.

Follically-challenged, eugenics-bothering nepo-pervert.

Free speech innit.

Ah, the dichotomy of making meat your entire personality while having absolutely no personality whatsoever.

Pish.

Telling the government my new home is going to be a data centre so they'll build it for me

Hope he throws everything into the generative AI incinerator and goes bust when the bubble implodes.