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Speeches written by AI trained on old Steven Seagal movies.

Everything in a store is shipped by truck, which runs on diesel. Everything in a store will increase in price.

Same with tariffs.

This ranks up there with Putin's yes-men telling him that taking Ukraine would only take 3 days.

They are seeking protection from US citizens with torches and pitchforks, not foreign adversaries.

Gee, why even bother with the trucks? Just dig a quickie canal and let the boats take the detour. 🙄

Not quite onomatopoeia, but getting close.

I don't understand why so many commenters are saying they don't understand.

Does Husted even know that SNAP benefits are not unlimited, and recipients have to budget their use every month so they don't run out of funds?

"Best money ever spent" if it accomplishes anything positive, which it won't.

Members of Patriot Front all dressed the same.

Pretty soon his whole cabinet will look like this, and start whining about being doxxed.

I see criminal people.

Yeah, quit being woke and drink that coolant discharge so you can become unwoke (and unalive).

Additives to make the water less harmful to the cooling systems makes it more harmful to humans. Biocides, corrosion inhibitors, and heavy metals that leach out of the cooling towers and piping will travel directly into streams and rivers in the Ohio EPA plans.

Is it just me, or do these Trump MAGA ladies seem to continuously shape shift to appear less and less human every day?

He's going to fuck it up hugely. Big men wearing Village People costumes come up to him with tears in their eyes and say, "Sir, no one has fucked up the world as much as you."

His "speech writer" is actually an AI that has only been trained on scripts of Steven Seagal movies.

Kudos to the researchers for not appeasing their funding overlords, Mars Inc: "The researchers said the cocoa extract did not slow biological ageing for any of the five clocks, and did not interact with the multivitamin."

Both jobs involve spewing shit. For a congressperson, insider information makes you rich. For the septic pumper, insider information is probably TMI.

An owl wearing a black cape with a red collar and trim.

He needs a play date.

The caste gap gets wider every day.

The House approved it. The Senate never voted on it (Mitch McConnell).

Chart showing net worth of top 1% growing much faster than bottom 50%.

Lewandowski will be named as the Shield of the Americas and Krusty Gnome will be his Special Envoy.

We should change the logos on our license plates: Ohio, Gerrymander Capital of the USA!

We don't need another Fetterman 🙄

I don't know much about him. I watched his interview with Colbert, and he seemed like a mostly decent human. But I get the vibe that he might be a DINO. Plus, I like Crockett's fire.

I'm sure Johnson "has not seen it", and will continue not seeing it forever into the future.

I love it when Noem takes a beating. This should happen more often as she gets closer to her relocation to a jail cell.

The same people asking Zelenskyy why he is firing at Russia.