NaSaBiii 🍉 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚧

a reference image of a puzzle showing a dog sitting on a toilet reading a newspaper with the headline “man bites dog”

FEMTANYL REFERENCE????

i'm sorry.

thighler toeseph

the federal bureau of investigation:

ok so since red solo cups are plastic which is derived from oil which is derived from fossils, this is actually a plausible question. approximately 2 pounds of fossil fuels are required to make 1 pound of plastic, and since a red solo cup weights about 0.02 pounds, it'd take 0.04 cadavers

find a carrier pigeon

thank yewwww :3

a cat wearing a mask is holding a stack of money . Alt: a cat laying on an office chair with money on its chest

happy international women's day give me $20 right now or else you're sexist and transphobic

today i woke up at 6 am for a quiz bowl tournament that i spent half my day at then once i went home i immediately had to go back outside to go to a gay roller skating party for an hour. i’m in too many clubs man

a picture of “gray and gold” by john rogers cox, where amber waves of grain are contrasted with dark, thunderous clouds

it’s giving wallsocket by underscores

a painting of the virgin mary holding an unusual looking baby jesus

cursed medieval babies are one of the highlights of my museum experience

OH MY GOSH 😭

a close up of a cat wearing round glasses Alt: a close up of a cat wearing round glasses

i'm going to the museum of art tomorrow and writing emo poetry!!! yippeee!!!!

two cats are hugging on a wooden table Alt: two cats are hugging on a wooden table

here for you <3 🍎

i can’t forget about big juicy jiddies in 4k on the big screen….highlight of my year tbh

you're a genius

true

car crashes?

因为孩子们不懂这些乱七八糟的东西就对他们大吼大叫？如果你能站起来教他们，而不是给他们一个 freaking packet yo! 这里有些孩子不适合这种学习方式。他们需要面对面学习。你生气只是因为我指出了显而易见的事实。不，我不是在浪费你的时间；我是在告诉你你应该怎么做。你想让孩子们来上你的课吗？你想让他们对学习充满热情吗？那你得亲自来激发他们的热情。你想让孩子改变，让他们进步吗？那你得真正触动他们的内心。你不能指望光靠说教就能改变孩子。你必须认真对待这份工作。这关乎国家的未来。当你像上次那样进来，说“哦，这是我的工资”，没错，工资确实是我的，但这关乎国家的未来，也关乎我的教育l 。

a woman with a shaved head wearing a black jacket Alt: cynthia erivo looking very shocked as she stretches her hand out and walks away backwards

THEY LEAKED AN MCR ALBUM 3 WEEKS AGO AND I JUST FOUND OUT????

oooo i didn't see that whoops

a close up of a person wearing glasses and smiling . Alt: skrillex staring

had a dream where skrillex transitioned and released a song with underscores

a man wearing a mask is standing in front of a crowd of people and says `` my honest reaction '' . Alt: tyler joseph dressed as clancy from the twenty one pilots lore falling down in the ovecompensate music video, captioned "MY HONEST REACTION"

nobody's mentioning 2 years since overcompensate...i remember its release like it was yesterday

kid named mountains: aww tysm

it's actually the super mario galaxy movie

gee i sure wonder

omg thank you?!?!?!?!!!!

a mirror selfie of me (with my face censored by a black heart emoji, wearing a blurryface-era twenty one pilots shirt with tyler and josh on it, a red button-down corduroy shirt, a brown leather jacket, black skinny jeans, a black tattoo choker, a blue sapphire silver ring, and 2 beaded bracelets (one is black with gold letters carved and one is red)

guy at the ticketing booth: “so what movie are you watching today?”
me:

roob yy more like boob yy ahahahaha

saw someone saying "larp larp larp sahur" yesterday and i felt like i was witnessing a historic moment