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(H/T @SafeH2o4Schools)

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Military Law: The U.S. Defense Department’s Law of War Manual instructs service members to refuse orders to give "no quarter," as such orders are unlawful.

Well, thanks Mike. Now I have to explain to my right wing (I don't know exactly how or when the cheese slipped off his cracker) husband why I'm snort laughing.

Poor Brian. You can almost see his soul leaving his body.

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Karma is as Karma does.

I can help pay for the ticket!

And watch out for those pesky sea mines!

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What does she think we've been doing since, oh I don't know, THE BEGINNING OF TIME?

Rocky!
Louise!
Mountain!
Michael!
Go to your room!

@fetterman.senate.gov Your vote today is going to cost even more American lives. You're a disgrace to PA and the rest of the country. I'm sorry I voted for you. Do better.

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If I were in that country, I would be in that crowd. 47 is going to get us all killed and my 2 senators helped him.

$3:11. I wish! Gas has been $3.39 for nearly ever, except when it sat at $3.59 and then $3.79 (last summer) in our little slice of heaven here in rural PA. To the oil companies it's like shooting fish in a barrel. And don't get us started on healthcare, food prices, or affordable housing! 🤬

Nice try, Marco.
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It ain't the War Department until Congress says it's the War Department and until then it's the Department of Defense! So, will everyone on the air please stop calling it that until they do?

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"Alexa, order more popcorn, a case of Blue Moon, and another bag of oranges. STAT!"

My heartrate always stabilizes when I see one of your photos. Thank you!
(Your video of the visit was stunning, btw.)

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Aah, a boy can dream

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@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Hi from the 7th poorest county in PA.
Re: tariff refunds.
How about refunds go to the ppl who paid their full tax bill last year? Oh, and everyone living below the poverty line, too! I'll take mine in a tax credit on my next IRS filing. <Insert harumph here>

"One could do worse than be a swinger of birches."

This is EXACTLY the kind of humor I needed today.
Thank you, Mar🐫!

CARTOON OF THE DAY

🚨🚨🚨 Time Sensitive #AltCitizen assignment!!!!!! Public lands belong to all of us, so please make your voice heard on this so they are preserved for future generations!!!!!!

After gazing at your photos, Michael, I feel so peaceful. My body, mind, and soul thank you!

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Schadenfreudalicious!