My hot take on the Coldplay Canoodlers? There shouldn’t be kiss cams at concerts. This ain’t baseball, how much downtime is there at a concert. I paid a fortune in surcharges, ONLY THE BAND ON ANY SCREEN
Mike Mitchell Collaboration: “Miss Belinda Mae Pearl is dressed and ready…let the flirting commence!”
#photography #photographynature #photographyislife #photographyisart #photooftheday #natureshots #naturephoto #art2art
#trollsthemovie #kungfupanda4 #thebarbarianandthetroll
Classmates dot com keeps sending me emails
It boggles my mind every time.
Every caps lock I’ve ever had on every computer I’ve ever had…sticks
Thank you past me for leaving tissues in all my pockets
When I was 9 I got a UTI and I thought maybe a bug had gotten into my pee hole and died and that was what was wrong. That 9 year old knew more about the human body than RFK
She’s so skinny
Bad guys do sometimes kick the bucket!
All tomato sauce does is explode in the microwave
Mar 28, Guillotine’s Funeral!
"Stick to comedy" they say, as an unelected emerald mine trust fund baby guts the entire infrastructure of the United States and whatnot.
I call dibs on the horror movie based on this!
Mar 25, Wendy’s and Shirtwaist Fires!
this middle-aged Arab guy's instagram has the absolute best aphorisms. "Why would you stop in Hell?"
Mar 21, The first tweet!
Penultimate and Carnal
Today is the Ides of March. Here is Julius Caesar stabbed in the back (in fact he was stabbed in the front). He defended himself with his stylus (I talk about pens as a key attribute of emperors in my recent emperor book).
Happy Ides of March!
My favorite film genres
5. A terrible person is murdered. Which terrible person did it?
4. Meryl Streep
3. Long in a fun way
2. Generational lady bonding
1. Bottle episode but a movie
Mar 9, Barbie becomes!
I think I found my next career!
TOMORROW- Friday, February 28th is BLACKOUT FRIDAY!
If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK!
Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore.
JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺
#24HourEconomicBlackout
Gene Hackman in everything but Gene Hackman in Unforgiven and Superman and The Royal Tenenbaums and The Birdcage
Feb 26, Grand Canyon becomes National Park!
Feb 25th, Pope excommunicates Queen Elizabeth I! #history #tudors #catholics
They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.
In the classical world, to claim power over the sea was a clear sign of the ABUSE of power: Xerxes having the sea whipped, Roman plutocrats building over it. I think I know what they would have thought about RE-NAMING it!
