Boudin Bandit

Need it so bad

what if men were gay

❌ bukkake
✅ faptism

two screenshots from Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, during the snowball fight battle tutorial when the hero picks a name. someone tells the hero, "You can't be the 'new kid' forever!" the player is typing "New kid" for their name.

If you’re in the pit you’re part of the bourgeoisie and you are the enemy.

“Hey stud” followed by this:

I will not apologize for being a homie hopper. Sorry you and all your friends are hot?

Gen Xers say things like bring back the third reich

I've always felt a kinship with Boshi

A one man band busking on a street

Me trying to entertain myself while Spotify is down

Skyline cleanse, brought to you by 

My cousin in Wisconsin won’t get the Switch2 cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied 😔

Gape-ril Fools’

You maniacs! You shut down Double Scorpio! Damn you! Goddamn you all to hell!

lofi beats to goon to

wrong target (happy valentine's day!)

What’s happening in Sicily, Italy 🇮🇹 is absolutely extraordinary!

Mount Etna is erupting while its summit remains covered in snow—an incredible clash of fire and ice.

Here are some explorers skiing between lava flows and snowy slopes—a truly unprecedented sight! ⛷🔥❄️

we cannot date if you never had to install after dark from a floppy disk

when I goon, you goon (just like that)

Woof woof

All LA public libraries have free N95 masks if needed! #lafires

Wendell can detect gay people

❌ nocturnal emission
❌ wet dream
✅ sleep fapnea

a woman is using a tablet computer while holding a pen . ALT: a woman is using a tablet computer while holding a pen .

beyonce gonna announce the switch 2 tomorrow

greedy bottom gracious top combo is top tier

I love menuary

THE ALT TEXT LAMDOWNEOWNEIG “smiles sinisterly”