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Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness The Charlie Lama

@teleskiguy

Freeheel skiing enthusiast in Colorado Ski Country. No angel. Occasionally sweary. he/him

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I just introduced one of the kids I coach to Cannibal Corpse. He's stoked, to put it mildly.

12.03.2026 16:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

65 Vail

12.03.2026 16:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think the war ends when the Secret Service tells Trump they can no longer guarantee his safety on the golf course.

12.03.2026 14:22 👍 189 🔁 30 💬 8 📌 0

The dumbest fucken timeline…

12.03.2026 13:36 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The Orange Demon hasn't dropped nukes on Tehran… yet.

12.03.2026 13:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The #umphreys played Johnny Blue Skies's new hit single "Make America Fuck Again" last night? Neat!

12.03.2026 12:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Y'all ready for gas prices *no one* has ever seen?

12.03.2026 02:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Now that I think about it, whole ass oil tankers exploded all the time during the Second World War, probably.

12.03.2026 01:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well shit…

12.03.2026 01:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

For comparison's sake, the entire National Park Service costs $3 billion - a year.

12.03.2026 01:41 👍 886 🔁 354 💬 16 📌 1

Whoa. The projection is off the charts.

12.03.2026 01:43 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
11.03.2026 22:21 👍 458 🔁 52 💬 29 📌 5

U Ass Blues

11.03.2026 23:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

cc: @dr0girl.bsky.social

11.03.2026 23:02 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

kerplunk

11.03.2026 22:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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How I imagine the war updates are going at the White House

11.03.2026 22:30 👍 633 🔁 197 💬 25 📌 20

Yeah uh if Iran wants to end the war immediately and not take a single additional life they should be putting craters in Trump golf course fairways

11.03.2026 22:33 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

He also thinks you can look directly at a solar eclipse without safety glasses.

11.03.2026 19:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Art of the Deal, baby!

11.03.2026 14:49 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Our company's machines are still running Windows 10, we're fucked after 14 October unless we… get new machines?

11.03.2026 14:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
1981 cover of Rolling Stone with a stonefaced Jim Morrison with the subhed He's hot, he's sexy and he's dead

1981 cover of Rolling Stone with a stonefaced Jim Morrison with the subhed He's hot, he's sexy and he's dead

11.03.2026 13:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FAFO

11.03.2026 13:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not beating the allegations they're unable to meet the moment.

11.03.2026 01:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We were supposed to get flying cars and pneumatic tube transport. Instead we get stupid shit like this.

10.03.2026 23:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Friday's my last day coaching high school aged telemark skiers this winter. It's bittersweet in a number of ways, most of which three of the kids are graduating. I've skied with them since I started the gig three winters ago. There's something in my eye, I think.

10.03.2026 23:11 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a group of men in military uniforms are walking on a tarmac ALT: a group of men in military uniforms are walking on a tarmac
10.03.2026 22:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

64 Vail

10.03.2026 16:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, until about Christmas, 1991.

10.03.2026 13:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ukraine gave up their nukes, they're still fighting for their sovereignty. Muammar Gaddafi, Saddam Hussein, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, they didn't get nukes, look what happened to them.

10.03.2026 05:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0