Rotwang, the Inventor

I drank one beer at 2 PM and laid down and pulled the earth over me like a blanket and snow fell and grass grew and I turned into a little hill

The Rourke Ginger

no clock though (maybe its facing the other way)

I think I saw this featured in Yakuza 7: Like a Dragon

counter: why did they leave the shower curtain hanging outside of the tub, I wouldnt think to check that because there are other things on my mind

the coke dinger *nails a full can of diet coke into the left outfield stands with an aluminum bat off an 80mph fastball pitch- its spraying foam all over the crowd and theyre goin nuts they love it*

I’m sure it was at a time when they were decommissioning all those old steam engines in favor of newer models so they had a glut and didnt know what to do with them but man… those are precious antiques now

who was it on here that had the story from college about them and their roommayes getting pumped up by the Pirates of the Carribean theme to play like Halo 2 or Black Ops? bc thats one of the funniest things i can imagine

Personally I like to read coherent lines of thought that are intellectually consistent with an author’s broader understanding and standpoint rather than just receiving all of my information about the broader world from an elaborate mad-lib generator

man exactly how wild was Istanbul in the 60s

Frivolously buying things is just like gambling but with a 100% win rate

Mr Least

I bet a could craft a primitive prod or spear from something on hand and that would open up all kinds of possibilities

sometimes there’s an exclamation point at the end of KILL YOU but in other scenes there’s not. Toriyama-san, how do you explain this discrepancy?

Mormons would absolutely eat their fuckin lunch in a truly christofascist society

I turned off of RE after 6, decided that the series was cooked and only just this year finally gave 7 and 8 a chance and wowee RE is back baby, cant wait to start 9

was the only thing she absorbed from that whole experience the people begrudgingly saying “good for you” when she snapped bc lol if so

He’s more in the mold of another Newsom but honestly why split hairs about various sacks of shit

Its just a cultural signifier, it conveys “I want to be perceived as a professional” Elites don’t need that validation, they exist at a layer above the professional

this is poetry:

email the bluesky moderation team sent me three days later telling me to call a suicide or LGBT hotline because of this post. Or I guess this post, it doesn't actually say. Maybe posting about going live on twitch is the one they mean, which yeah. Fair enough

smh we must end the school to prison pipeline

OP wasnt upset, they just didnt want engagement from non-follower randos

gotcha games

In my head I imagine that I’m signalling to my fellow freaks and weirdos to come find me and to all the boring people to leave me alone, but what actually happens is that all the boring people now have ‘An Interesting Thing’ to latch onto and never let it go forever

This bit has got legs… and a big ass head!

they pooped a pot o gold

they’re right but society will pillory them for being right too soon

that meltdown belongs in a 2004-ish webforum with 300 registered members and I’m saying this in the same way that Indiana Jones says an artifact belongs in a museum

I’d argue that smelling it is the sensation of your nostrils filtering it and breathing it in your mouth is just taking it right into the lungs no filter