Dammit, Neil, the name is Nuwanda

I thought decimals were communist

I thought 22 July was pi day...

ICE in New Orleans took delivery of a whole vehicle transport trailer of Nissan Armadas (Armadae? Armadii?) this week so if you see one with a Texas plate and super black tint that's probably someone high up on the goon squad. Odd that they picked an imported vehicle as their luxury fleet.

Kind of agree, but I'm not mad at it. He's clearly enjoying himself and they asked him back for a reason. Probably the best musician in the band, but he's a percussionist, not a drummer.

When they function properly that's a feature not a bug

Also a valid response to being asked why you want a flamethrower

"very human design" is somehow the one that made me laugh hardest

No joke that was my other though, just post a pic of a silly straw but I couldn't pass up an opportunity to quote Blazing Saddles (1974)

Y'all...

This is an amazing network password

Boot to the head

I just kind of assumed the GC would be on site to direct traffic or, you know, share the plans with the subs they themselves lined up for the project. How preposterous of me.

If I'm paying you a 20% premium to be the GC on this renovation, I expect the subs to show up knowing what to do instead of calling me at the office to ask where the roof goes.

Day 1 Hour 1. Things can only get better, right?

Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of straws!

6 hours is a bit much, but early is on time and on time is late. I don't care what any gay homosexual husband says.

Proud Italian Aaron Nola, from the Roman suburb of...uh...Baton Rouge.

I have THOUGHTS on the new CoC single.

Sounds very much like CoC, which is a good thing if you enjoy CoC. Interested to hear the whole album in a month or so.

/thoughts

We started early feeding him what we ate (no kids menu ever) and he has his mother's knack for liking expensive things. Chef was so impressed a 6 year old ordered for himself and used chopsticks properly we essentially had our own omakase experience without asking for it.

The moms risking arrest to protect gender-affirming care for trans youth The government wants to ban the care nationwide. Hospitals are shutting down treatment. Parents just want it all to stop.

The REAL Moms For Liberty

@oriion.bsky.social @19thnews.org

As someone with the first four Sabbath albums on simultaneous rotation in my head at all times, which album(s)?

I did this when mancub was a wee and wife was on her yearly work trip. $127 in sushi later we had the chef/owner's personal cell number and an invitation to his kid's birthday party.

Chill

Hey, Nandor

Easy peasy. This is the Michoud exit off I-10 East. The illegal tire dump is about half a click down the road.

True story

I once saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's

Science. More specifically, understanding how it works. Beyond that a well-calibrated bullshit detector (thank you, James Randi) and a stack of Skeptic magazines at my local library. I was a precocious child.

Culinary solutions for the business age

This is a very good joke, and also one of my favorite concert experiences every time I've seen them.

If singing Under Pressure loudly along with my child helps then put me down as going through perimAnopause because that's not an unregular thing 'round here