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@shankspeare

Here for the cats! Here for the dogs! Fair warning, if you're an asshole you can fuck all the way off. I'm not the one.

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Ukraine should have told us to go fuck ourselves. With a drone.

12.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 2575 πŸ” 480 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 23

imagine this is how we find out UFOs are real

12.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 1142 πŸ” 160 πŸ’¬ 69 πŸ“Œ 4

why don’t they care that they are supporting a pedophile whose kink was girls who looked like his daughter Ivanka

12.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 812 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 5

Huh. Weird.

12.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How the fuck do you sweat through a shirt AND a suit? Are they in the Amazon?

12.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Regime Lies On Epstein, Iran, Come Home To Roost | The Joy Reid Show LIVE! YouTube video by The Joy Reid Show

As the Epstein cover-up continues, Trump denies responsibility for the war on Iran while Israel deploys white phosphorus and bombs a 92-year-old Lebanese woman’s home … again. @repstansbury.bsky.social @whitehouse.senate.gov & @azalawieh.bsky.social join the show www.youtube.com/live/TjxAtia...

12.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 219 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Yeeesssss!!! Bmore! There's more than murder here.

12.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

12.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 6311 πŸ” 1305 πŸ’¬ 105 πŸ“Œ 175
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As a congressman, Markwayne Mullin made not one but two solo trips to Afghanistan, ignoring State Department warnings so he could play action hero.

He’s a former amateur MMA fighter, not a veteran.

If he’d been captured or injured, American troops would’ve had to risk their lives to bail him out.

11.03.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 4115 πŸ” 1485 πŸ’¬ 332 πŸ“Œ 93
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Seized Art, Eavesdropping Guards: Parents Describe a Clampdown at Dilley Detention Center as Kids Shared Their Stories Detainees told ProPublica that art supplies have been removed in room searches, immigrants have lost access to Gmail and staff hover within earshot during video calls.

Guards have taken away crayons, colored pencils and paper during recent room searches at Dilley, according to detainees and others.

After one inspection, the children just β€œcried and cried and cried,” a mother said. The facility denies the claims.

12.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 533 πŸ” 268 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 23
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11.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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12.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Not sure if nuance isn't coming through or you just want to be obtuse. Iran wasn't setting oil ships on fire until they were bombed into oblivion by a couple tyrants.

12.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Sources to 
@NFLonCBS
: The NFL is reviving its Accelerator Program after a one-year hiatus, but the league will now invite non-diverse participants into the program originally created to increase and advance minority talent at the highest levels of teams. Story to come.

Sources to @NFLonCBS : The NFL is reviving its Accelerator Program after a one-year hiatus, but the league will now invite non-diverse participants into the program originally created to increase and advance minority talent at the highest levels of teams. Story to come.

Here's the NFL capitulating to the most unpopular president of all time.

11.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 882 πŸ” 170 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 75

It seems Lindsey Graham is taking credit for the war on Iran. Remember this as your cost of living continues to rise, gas goes higher, and your health care costs are over the top. Call Lindsey Graham and "thank" him. Then vote him out of the Senate in November!

11.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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FBI warns Iran aspired to attack California with drones in retaliation for war: Alert The warning came in a bulletin that was reviewed by ABC News.

The FBI thinks you are fucking stupid. Iran has zero capability to cross the Pacific and sea-launch a drone attack on California. This is too fucking dumb for me to comment on further.

11.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 2885 πŸ” 750 πŸ’¬ 159 πŸ“Œ 98

He looks like someone put a wig on an albino goblin.

11.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is Hazel. She did some minor redecorating while you were out. Hopes you like it. 12/10 (TT: kelly_smith02_)

11.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 4009 πŸ” 450 πŸ’¬ 205 πŸ“Œ 57
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🐾😼Annual vet exam and vaccine updateπŸͺ₯πŸ©ΊπŸ’‰πŸ’“
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She did so good, & got a new shiny star 🌟 toy☺️
#CatsOfBluesky

11.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#catsofbluesky

11.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two cats looking under tv stand after shooting toy under there

Two cats looking under tv stand after shooting toy under there

When the toy gets blasted under the TV stand
#catsofbluesky

11.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wild Smokie Used β€œRoll” !

Was it effective?

#catsofbluesky #cats

11.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Nugget posing on the top of her tower.

Nugget posing on the top of her tower.

Timeline Cleanse
Queen Nugget atop her ivory tower
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#catsofbluesky

11.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#wolfie #thefurtyrant #catsofbluesky #cats #blueskycats

11.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Photo credit: Oliver

#catsofbluesky #cats

11.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A black and white tuxedo cat sprawling on a red fluffy blanket.

A black and white tuxedo cat sprawling on a red fluffy blanket.

Quite possibly the comfiest critter in the entire universe.

#MidweekMoggy #CatsofBluesky

11.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Literally snorted beer out my nose

11.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahahahaha

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