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Secretive under the bridge goblin. Animator and pet shop reptile keeper. Definitely doesn't have TTRPG and FFXIV brainrot, probably. He/They Here there be pythons.

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The entire millennial identity is being prepared and groomed for a version of the world that stopped existing by the time we reached it

we slammed into a horizon painted on a brick wall like fucking looney tunes

01.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 6392 πŸ” 1948 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 80

YOU are capable of utterly unique breathtaking art. every single person reading this is a miracle of existence, and you have infinite masterpieces of creation just spilling off of you all the time. there is no reason to compare yourself to the infinite masterpieces of anyone else. theres enough room

25.02.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 281 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Here is an org that helps trans people relocate to CO. I sent them some $ tonight.

bsky.app/profile/ecmc...

26.02.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 163 πŸ” 103 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Make it make sense #nspoli

25.02.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HECK YEAH

25.02.2026 10:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Jinnai and the Bugrom AMV
Jinnai and the Bugrom AMV YouTube video by KagatoAMV

... I never even watched El Hazard but this one immediately springs to mind all the same.

It's... silly. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypGW...

25.02.2026 04:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I exist!

I haven't really stopped existing but I'm also well aware I do that thing where I vanish from the planet's face regardless because everything's on fire and I feel more secure inside my own head while I claw my way through enough executive function to complete my dailies. Checking in, hi.

23.02.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.

Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store

13.02.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 6395 πŸ” 1576 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 86

Hey tabletop gamers, if you bought or were considering buying this bundle but got overwhelmed by the number of games to sort through, have I got the spreadsheet for you!!

All 1,074 games tagged as "physical" sorted by play style, with language, engine, and genre notated to the best of my ability:

14.02.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 534 πŸ” 419 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 6
Screenshot of my account on Twitter of the post I made that caused a lot of issues. Reads:

β€œYou ARE NOT for art liberation if you don’t make space for the weird art, the immoral art, the art the makes you uncomfortable, the art that makes you unfollow, the art that your friend hates, the fetish art, the kink art, the”

Screenshot of my account on Twitter of the post I made that caused a lot of issues. Reads: β€œYou ARE NOT for art liberation if you don’t make space for the weird art, the immoral art, the art the makes you uncomfortable, the art that makes you unfollow, the art that your friend hates, the fetish art, the kink art, the”

once more.

09.02.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 3401 πŸ” 1404 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 25

this is the stuff they used to kill that little shoe in who framed roger rabbit

02.02.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 1600 πŸ” 262 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 0

... And the award for most disingenuous email I have ever received goes to Adobe.

04.02.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This might also have something to do with it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

04.02.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, absolutely 800% that's got to be part of it. Between that and people pulling their subscriptions from the entire suite, because how do you trust that any of it will be there for the entirety of any production after this?

04.02.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh good, that'll restore any lost trust and make everyone forget you can just take their livelihood away at any second with no warning

03.02.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 339 πŸ” 137 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

That was fast, Adobe.

I'm still not coming back, fuck you sincerely.

04.02.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Extra Ordinary TTRPG Softcover Print Run Physical copies of Extra Ordinary, a TTRPG about kids with extraordinary powers on the run from danger in the ordinary world!

Looking for a #TTRPG about kids with powers on the run? Fan of Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson, or Animorphs? Does a game about found family, trauma, and otherness sound fun to you?

Check out Extra Ordinary! Funding now on Kickstarter: www.kickstarter.com/projects/jaz...

#indieTTRPG #TTRPGCommunity

03.02.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

... While still charging some drivers a fee just to cancel payments if they no longer want to spend money on the car they can't drive.

03.02.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A checkmark with the text "Your subscription has been cancelled, Shannon" on a green background, from the Adobe cancellation page.

A checkmark with the text "Your subscription has been cancelled, Shannon" on a green background, from the Adobe cancellation page.

The deed is done. Why would I continue wasting my money?

03.02.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Drowning man meme:
Panel 1: "Struggling animation industry"
Panel 2: "Adobe"
Panel 3: "Animate will be discontinued"
Panel 4: Man drowns

Drowning man meme: Panel 1: "Struggling animation industry" Panel 2: "Adobe" Panel 3: "Animate will be discontinued" Panel 4: Man drowns

02.02.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 1104 πŸ” 251 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 7
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APPARENTLY

02.02.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, if I had been hesitant to cancel my Adobe subscription I guess that'll help me get around to it.

02.02.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

... What do you mean, Adobe is discontinuing Animate

02.02.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
a red and pink cross stitch on blue fabric. "everything I love causes carpal tunnel" surrounded by hearts, a needle and thread, and a skein of embroidery floss.

a red and pink cross stitch on blue fabric. "everything I love causes carpal tunnel" surrounded by hearts, a needle and thread, and a skein of embroidery floss.

relevant to many of yalls interests.

01.02.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 8728 πŸ” 3440 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 124
A drawing of two foxes cuddling in the moonlight. The caption reads, "You're not weak for struggling through this. Sometimes life is just really hard."

A drawing of two foxes cuddling in the moonlight. The caption reads, "You're not weak for struggling through this. Sometimes life is just really hard."

27.01.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 2642 πŸ” 1171 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 13

What My Grandpa Did To My Nose Is Worse Than You Think

27.01.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 5241 πŸ” 1910 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 16

"My husband complains about the cold," the man said. "Can you teach me a spell to keep him warm?"

"I can teach you to bind hair into a net to catch heat," the wizard said, "using arcane counting and a pair of fine wands."

After a while, the man said "Isn't this knitting?"

"This, too, is magic."

23.01.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 642 πŸ” 243 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 10
Change to citizenship rules in 2025 - Canada.ca Bill C-3 changes the first-generation limit for Canadian citizenship by descent. Find out who is affected and how the law impacts citizenship eligibility.

Hey folks. Just found out Canada changed citizenship stuff in 2025 so if you have a parent or grandparent with citizenship you likely qualify even if you/parent were born outside Canada now.

More info

www.canada.ca/en/immigrati...

23.01.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I WANNA CRY ON THE FLOOR AND THROW A PARTY AT THE SAME TIME THAT IS PROBABLY NORMAL

23.01.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0