Ensign K'Miru

Oops! Well, I ate it. We'll see what happens for science!

That explains the pepperoni floating in it!

Welp, I suppose it was a good run. Doc's gonna turn me into a hat!

Did you know? The length of this song is exactly the amount of time it takes to sterilize my lab equipment before I go on duty? I play it every time! It's also a really good test to see how long it takes before anyone breaks into the lab and tries to strangle me.

Lonesome in a station full of people. I mean, I started naming my favorite petri dishes. The doc won't let me stick googly eyes on them.

Oh, no! We run ours for free!

We don't really get a Spring Break, so another ensign and I put together our version of MTV Spring Break with a replica 90's South Padre Island. Morn's competing in our Beauty and the Beach contest! He's gonna win hands down.

No, no, I need to stay sober while on du-HRBBBLRBLBBLBLBB~! I'm drowning and quickly pickli-! HRRRBBBLBLLL~!

I have to! This station is never stable.

Working on your tan today, Chief?

...You roleplay a mop!??

Okay... ,but if it's gained sentience there's protocol we have to follow!

No solvents until I get a clean sample!

I need that back! I'm getting a ladder!

Noooo! My lab results exploded! ;o;!!

Well, that's lunch taken care of! OW! Festively! Ow! So spicy!

It got selected for time repairs this week. So those minutes are really going to feel like hours. I blame last week's pizza!

The other ensigns have introduced me to something called Pokemon and installed it on my PADD. How am I supposed to get any work done between that and my Tamagotchi??

Don't Klingons get two wenises? Wenii?

Spring is in the air! No, really! I was tasked with testing the ventilation for signs of allergens and mold. One mold asked for my identification first, so cheeky.

Chief, I dropped some and it's fusing to the floor! Oh, wait, that's Odo! Oops!

Oh, I'm no engineer! I use my knee and this mallet Dr. Bashir gave me.

Oh, I can fix it. I've done that before!

Oh, wow! Broke a record! Oops, I mean-!

I'll beam you the Poop Knife, Chief! Hold on!

Nope! But I do train the voles for the Vole Olympics.

This pizza has WAY TOO MANY Chronitons in it! Ow! OW! Now it's yesterday! OW! Now it's next year!

Of this group, I think the T.A.R.D.I.S. would be the most fun to tinker with! Looks tinker-with-able.

Played in snow for the first time.

Well... WATER snow. Snow from other elements tickles a little too much.