Mr Fanta Pants

Thanks babe xx

They were definitely looking up each other's dresses.

Thank you xx

My aunty just told me they're starting palliative care for Pop tomorrow 😭

Just got advised how much I'm owed in entitlements 😳

Truly horrendous

Can't even remember the last time I had that slop, thankfully!

Unfortunately, the owners were attending a funeral.

Had to get Pizza Hut, as the local pizza place is closed tonight. I forgot how absolutely diabolical their pizzas are 🤮🤮🤮

Thank god I bought shit tickets yesterday

Total eclipse of my fart

Good riddance, Vile and Tacky Ho!

Second job offer is in.

So a water cremation is off the table?

Are you currently making midget porn with him?

Disappointed you didn't leave with a 2 litre bottle of vodka, 2kg jar of Metamucil, a diamond ring, a swim spa, and a coffin.

Thank you!

I'm not fucking around!!

Just got my first job offer and hopefully another one later this week.

I fucking wish.

FFS. I want to unsubscribe from sportsball, please.

You Oughta Know 38th Annual Grammy Awards YouTube video by schaeon warren

30 years ago since one of the greatest performances at the Grammys ever.

youtu.be/L4t5H1qVW74?...

There's far more interesting things than overpaid brain dead meatheads who throw a ball at each other.

When does this footy bullshit end?!

It's looking pretty bloody green, considering how neglected it has been.

Not sure if that's a good thing or not 😅

Now what's a flashback