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@mickeyhynes

London born and currently residing. I just want to live in a functioning social democracy with state of the art infrastructure. True blue and care free, wherever you may be.

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Fuck fuck fuck.

What happened? Just collapsed completely. PSG are an outstanding team, don't get me wrong. But we had it under control.

11.03.2026 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Goalkeepers, amirite?

11.03.2026 21:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PSG have unfortunately been studying the tapes.

11.03.2026 20:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Price of eggs though.

09.03.2026 22:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We have become a job creation scheme for mediocre executives.

01.03.2026 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so tired of this team.

If BlueCo had come in and said "we need to live within our means, the Roman days are over" and we end up as a chasing pack team, then that's still preferable to going out of business.

But to piss ยฃ1.5bn up the wall on this shower of shit: borderline criminal.

01.03.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why did it have to be IFS? The bane of my existence.

21.02.2026 10:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People are incredibly harsh on Liam Delap. Clearly has loads of potential, but expecting a 19yo with one Premier League season behind him to play like prime Drogba is completely deluded.

13.02.2026 21:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Caterina Scorsone has been my TV crush for a good 16 years by now, I guess.

08.02.2026 21:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And everything is so brightly lit for Tue HDR cameras. What happened to all the rain in Seattle?

08.02.2026 21:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I looked up why 'Grey's Anatomy' looks so terrible now compared to the early years, and now I can't stop noticing that soap-opera slow pan they started doing in the past 5 years. The directing used to be quite kinetic, and now it feels like watching a real estate presentation.

08.02.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

VAR kills games. Get rid of it. It has enabled incompetent refereeing.

08.02.2026 18:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You'd might as well go the whole way and abolish DHS. A lack of a DHS didn't cause the security failures of 9/11: the CIA refusing to share with the FBI did that. A massive power grab.

08.02.2026 18:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Every time Neville says "Guehi'

08.02.2026 17:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Starfleet Academy might actually be good.

06.02.2026 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Starmer is cooked and it's only a matter of time.

Why for the love of God could he not see that anyone associated with Epstein was radioactive? David Miliband would have been an excellent choice.

04.02.2026 19:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Avoid all Peter Mandelson scandals with this one simple trick...

04.02.2026 15:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tactically, it was a sound approach tonight. If Arsenal score early, then the game is completely dead. Waited a little too late to bring more attackers on, and then Arsenal were quite happy most of the time defending deep with two banks. Narrow margins. Needed just one killer moment.

03.02.2026 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If even K-Pop groups are referencing Suede, then I'm sure Damon and Brett can bury the hatchet.

03.02.2026 09:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Our squad is full of shite, but our first 11 is pretty good. We just have to stop rotating.

31.01.2026 18:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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homer simpson is giving a piece of paper to lisa simpson in front of a house ALT: homer simpson is giving a piece of paper to lisa simpson in front of a house
31.01.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The public attention span is very short. People in safe countries that don't have to endure daily horrors have become accustomed to tuning out the rest of the world.

31.01.2026 15:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nobody should be saving Excel files as a 97-2003 workbook in the year of our Lord 2026.

30.01.2026 12:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It drops off hard in the back half. That's why I thought it should have been 6 episodes rather than 9. Too much POW stuff and irrelevant love stories to pad it out.

30.01.2026 09:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My main gripe is the depiction of the RAF as psychotic terror bombers, and the USAAF as noble precision bombers. The reality is that the RAF were entirely correct to switch to nighttime raids, and the USAAF also quickly switched to carpet bombing due to combat conditions.

30.01.2026 09:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MOTA doesn't quite have the photo realistic CGI required to sell the aerial sequences. They made some weird directorial choices there. Felt like you were watching a video game at times.

30.01.2026 09:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. Band of Brothers is the most coherent as it is based on one book, and has a core of likeable characters who survive the duration. The Pacific is two books stapled together, but is the most horrific, and has great actors. Rami Malek in particular was astounding.

30.01.2026 09:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do enjoy the CIA World Factbook. Makes me feel like a diplomat.

30.01.2026 08:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is nothing quite like the sight and sound of a Rolls Royce Merlin engine piercing through a clear blue English sky.

29.01.2026 22:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The flawed efficacy of the USAAF daylight bombing campaign prior to the introduction of long range escorts is never challenged or debated.

29.01.2026 22:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0