Yandere Bae

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They are venting. I'm sure they are fine. No relationship is perfect.

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There is nothing stupid about this video.

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Guessing you didn't know he knew those words. 🤭

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I embrace my weirdoness. 😈 so it's not an insult for me.

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Everybody is paying for this war that nobody asked for. 🤦🏾‍♂️

Howdy, ma'am.

They weren't outside.

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Sorry. It was something I ate.

I see your vision

There's a joke about a penis rocket in there.
I don't know why Shatner does this? The man has hundreds of millions of dollars.

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You make it easy with your set up.

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"Give me a softer nut."

Did Kirk not learn the last time (Jeff wanna be Lex Luthor )Bozzo?

Isn't that an episode of Futurama?

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U must be a bad poker player. Cause it sounds like u bad at bluffing.

Then, take him to divorce court. It's not for spouses anymore.

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Say it's child taxes, if u can't pay.

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🤣🤣🤣

What happened to your group chat friends from the speed dating?

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I see it working.

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Wait, there's no couch.