Dailey

Lie down
Forever lie down

I don't know, having someone telling you "No. Stop. Don't do it." and just going ahead anyway seems like a pretty fitting tribute to Kobe

May it please the court...Sorry, but I've got these two sacks

I was presented with a copy of this book upon starting my second ever real job (the boss wanted us to "neg" our customers to get them to buy more of our services) and I still keep it displayed on my bookshelf. It's a real good conversation starter for people who know what it is.

Unironically this but without the punishment. My life would be measurably better if Mike Trout was on a bunch of HGH right now.

Depressing!
Hoya sad-xa

Bill my time in small pieces
Criminal, sometimes tort
Litigation, no pleading
Don't give a fuck if my question was leading
🎶
I'll see your ass in court

Well, maybe you should sit down, because I have some bad news for you about your 1995 batterymate Dutch Daulton...

The Others, 2001; dir. Alejandro Amenábar

No, no, no the way it goes is: Wilson to the 49ers for now, Mac Jones wins 12 games with the Vikes, then in a year the Vikes trade him to whichever team he's going to win a Super Bowl for, and THEN the Vikes sign Wilson. The Shanahan Rehab->Vikings->Success pipeline is established.

"Penetration Park"

We love our gold medal winning national hero(ine)s

NO! It's really a lovely property. Forget the salt and turn it into a public park after you burn it down.

He's wearing purple accoutrements at the plate, though, and after how Adames performed early last year I feel like that is just tempting fate

I desire 5 dogs: A Golden, a Lab, an Old English Sheepdog, a St. Bernard, and a Beagle; named Bish, Crease, Whistler, Mother, and Carl. And if you get this joke, you can be my best friend.

An onion headline "Monday Night Football Cameraman Finds Joe Theismann In Stands" above a picture of him holding a sign reading "Eat Shit, Pussy Network"

I've seen better

That's a bingo. Oligarchy is massively anticapitalist.

The TJ Oshie shootout was one of the most electrifying things ever, so point in favor

No figure skater has ever set their routine to Hoobastank

Our psalms are sing-along songs

Stormin' through the party like my name was El Niño,

It's actually Charles Ephebophile Cheese

Piggy Poop Balls

It wouldn't fit inside the city limits of Milan, which appear to be about 9km at their widest

If those count than NHL players going max effort in games that are a bigger deal than regular season has to count too

Can't forget about him

His grandfather was a mobbed up bootlegger who ran a brothel too

Simmons contractually obliged to go live on Netflix right now if one were inclined toward schadenfreude