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I placed my onions on the floor, under the window by the door. The layers of nuance caught their eyes, the day I won The Turner Prize

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Late to Peaky Blinders and just finishing Series 1 but what strikes me is how incredible Sam Neill is - sounds just like a young Ian Paisley. Incredible voice work.

10.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

😁

10.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Anatomy Lesson, 1632: seven students watch as a man in a black hat dissects a body

The Anatomy Lesson, 1632: seven students watch as a man in a black hat dissects a body

The People of Bluesky Crowd Round to Appreciate Andrew O’Hagan Eviscerating Mr Windsor, 2026, Rembrandt van Rijn

10.03.2026 07:31 πŸ‘ 191 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

Exactly

10.03.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. Just weird that his bosses haven’t noticed and told him to stop.

10.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re far too nice, cannot be related

10.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Had to turn it off because of him. Almost as if he’s on speed

10.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

First ive heard of it but he’s such a twat, I could believe it

10.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time he’s on, I mute the telly - he annoys me that much. Just watch the match in silence

10.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, first time I encountered him he was really rude and arrogant. I think it comes over in his commentary. Too opinionated- loves the sound of his own voice

10.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just saw Darren Fletcher (commentator) tell Steven Gerrard (114 caps for England, winner of the Champions League, UEFA Cup, two FA Cups, three League Cups) that his opinion on Real Madrid was wrong. Such an arrogant, pompous, smug opinionated little man. Gerrard should have twatted him.

10.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep- assaulted somebody badly last night which is why he couldn’t attend today’s court hearing.

10.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Vicar defends church's devil-horned bench tribute to Prodigy's Keith Flint

Vicar defends church's devil-horned bench tribute to Prodigy's Keith Flint

This story can only disappoint if I actually click through and read it.

10.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Needs imprisonment- absolute thug

10.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Eni Aluko wins Joey Barton libel case over
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Eni Aluko wins Joey Barton libel case over X posts

Fuck around find out graph

Fuck around find out graph

Wonderful news.

10.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Noel Edmonds in brown bush hat and navy t shirt

Noel Edmonds in brown bush hat and navy t shirt

86 today! Happy birthday Chuck Norris.

10.03.2026 08:20 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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08.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

Irregardless of what team you put out (which was full of internationals), Mansfield were excellent and gave Arsenal a hell of a game. Your reply was unnecessary, inaccurate and immature. That’s why I called you a twat.

08.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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To round off #internationalwomensday I've just ordered a variety pack of plug fuses

08.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Go on what tedious reply person?

08.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lovely stuff. This place is starting to fill up with right twats.

08.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is covering her face with her hands while a crowd of people applaud . ALT: a woman is covering her face with her hands while a crowd of people applaud .

Delighted for you

08.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Darth Vader all in black, pointing at and towering over Princess Leia dressed in white.

Darth Vader all in black, pointing at and towering over Princess Leia dressed in white.

β€œBut when is it International Men’s Day?”

08.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

Happy birthday Ms P - looking magnificent

08.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Department Q (Netflix)
Giri/Haji iPlayer and Netflix
Black Doves

08.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Grenade, Uzi, Sledgehammer to finish

08.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

VERY HAPPY FOR YOU

08.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Port Vale (bottom of the third tier) 1 Sunderland (middle of prem) 0. In the last 8 now for the first time in over 60 years

Port Vale (bottom of the third tier) 1 Sunderland (middle of prem) 0. In the last 8 now for the first time in over 60 years

Delighted for Port Vale and their fans. Been a lot of understandable griping about football this year but this year’s fifth round has been brilliant. Special mention for Mansfield yesterday who were magnificent and gave Arsenal a hell of a scare.

08.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

My mum worked at the Alhambra for years

07.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0