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Somebody domesticated my impalas

17.01.2026 09:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When ya gotta ya gotta. We were snowed in last week so our movie choices were snow based

16.01.2026 19:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think AI ads are so funny. Try our new gut health yoghurt! There isn’t anybody we could pay to consume it on camera!

09.01.2026 10:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think it’s a parody account, not the actual Mitch

28.12.2025 09:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Nas - Got Yourself A Gun Uncensored [HQ Sound] LYRICS
Nas - Got Yourself A Gun Uncensored [HQ Sound] LYRICS YouTube video by McJosh313

You’re living in this time behind enemy lines, so
I got mine I hope you
Gotta get a gund, gotta get a gund

youtu.be/9YeqD04IcRU?...

21.12.2025 07:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Other than Little Shop?

04.12.2025 19:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh no it’s going to be about how Scrooge might be a bit of a bastard but people need to keep talking with each other and how the entirety of London shouldn’t have shunned Scrooge to begin with.

24.10.2025 10:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s in Sonic 3 too at the end of Sandopolis act 1!

22.10.2025 10:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I tapped out hard during the 4th season, but it had been getting pretty rough for a while

07.09.2025 20:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The first national ejaculation champion seems surprised to take home the gold. “I never expected to come this far”

07.09.2025 08:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Voicst "Feel Like A Rocket"
Voicst "Feel Like A Rocket" YouTube video by voicst

Cheating by going local

youtu.be/XGjO9d211VQ?...

12.08.2025 06:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I used to think that the girl in ‘All That She Wants’ was constantly trying to get pregnant. You know, to get another baby. Every nine months back in the club.

20.07.2025 06:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why would you go out of your way to make a boulder this shoddy, where am I supposed to grip it

08.07.2025 08:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One must imagine Sisyphus furious at minute imperfections only he finds on his boulders

08.07.2025 08:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s Ned’s hippy father

29.05.2025 06:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Beth Ditto’s band, they had a hit with Standing in the way of control

07.05.2025 15:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
DJ Cummerbund - DragulAPT.
DJ Cummerbund - DragulAPT. YouTube video by DJ Cummerbund

They’re both in this mashup!

25.04.2025 10:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Carly Simon’s ‘You’re so Vain’ was written by Carly Simon and released in 1972. It reached number one in 1973, and it just doesn’t make sense. Because I was born more than a decade later, and I’m pretty sure that song is about me.

09.03.2025 21:17 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0